+259 It'd be weird if you could remember your life all the way to back when you were in a man's testicles amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Umm I know this is hypothetical but technically you would be the egg

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Technically, you're fucking annoying.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Not really. I'm not the same person as above,I just thought I'd share some facts with you. So chill.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Uh oh, you're suddenly using proper grammar, so I guess you're right.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yes asshole attack my lack of grammar skills for a sec, instead of acknowledging the fact that I simply, and respectfully at that, tried to rid you of your ignorance on the sperm/egg subject. You're cool.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Thanks.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Can't I just be the egg and sperm? I've always wanted to be in two places at once. Problem solved.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Sure.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Actually, you would be neither one. You weren't you until they combined.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

No you weren't a full human/fetus until they combined. But you start as the egg and get other genes and traits from sperm.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

There's no half fetus, so you're really nothing until they combine. Besides, this is a hypothetical.We all know that no one can have memory when they're a swimming single-cell whose purpose is to deliver genes.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

We arnt talking about fetuses though, you start at the egg point blank period.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You literally typed the comment starting with "No you weren't a full human/fetus..."

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Did you read what that was a reply to?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yes.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

No, the egg is just like any other cell except that it can create another person. All of your mother's cells have the same genetic code, so under that rule a bone cell from your mother would be part of you.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Ok

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It'd be REALLY awkward if you came from a sperm bank/were a test tube baby.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

*bounce bounce bounce bounce* WHEEEEEEEEEE BEING SENTIENT IS GONNA BE SO FUN!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Arguably, you were once both an egg and a sperm. Being able to remember both experiences would be pretty awesome, if only because you were in two places at once.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It'd be even cooler if we could remember all the way back to the...female's...testi- okay nevermind.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

My mother was an assertive feminist, and was always hitting dad in the balls. I blame her for the fact that I suffer from regular migraines.

by Anonymous 1 year ago