Unless someone else is speeding and runs a red light and T-bones you at 60mph...
Then your bike is wrecked and you're lucky you're ok but this bitch is telling the police that it was all your fault and she's not sure why she's being questioned like some sort of murderer.
Do we get to choose what kind of scenery? I want to be graffiti on a wall. Everyone will drive by and be like "Wow, abstract art! It's so deep."
And then they'll get distracted and become scenery too. It's the circle of life.
I thought drive was acting as a linking verb here, therefore linking the adjectives "slow" and "fast" to the understood subject "you". Regardless, there is no need to correct "fast" as it also serves as an adverb.
You mean like "You drive slow"? I still don't think that is very correct. It should be you drive slowly. But it really doesn't matter. Grammar is relative.
I was thinking "You drive while being slow." And grammar really shouldn't be considered relative. Many things can be relative, but grammar is an objective element. Grammar is built on logic, not on interpretation. At most, grammar depends on the native language, but otherwise, I disagree with your closing statement.
There is no "right" way of speaking. There are just different dialects and some are more commonly accepted. It's not based on logic. It's based on popularity.
In English, there is no Language God who decides what is right and wrong. Language is constantly changing and evolving and no rules are set in stone. In the US, "Correct" English (if you believe in such a thing) is a dialect of English called American Standard English, which is made up of a hodgepodge of rules and spelling from many different languages and changes year. There are lots of other dialects of English which use alternate grammar rules which aren't bad, they're just different.
if you look over to your right, we can see the gargantuan redwood trees that date back thousands of years and over to your left, we see a wrecked car..
Actually, most of Europe drives on the same side as in the States, with right hand traffic and left hand drive. It's mostly countries that used to belong to the UK that drive on the left side, with the wheel on the right side. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ri...t-hand_traffic
Youre probably ten times uglier anon. At least I'm comfortable in my skin. Do you know how many people tell me I'm attractive? Do you know that being anon is not helpin your argument? You can hardly see my face in this picture.
I'm going to guess nobody does otherwise you wouldn't want to brag about that one time it might have happened in 5th grade or whatever. And I can see enough to notice you have ugly hair, eyes, and skin. How about using some soap on your face sometime.
what, a person can't speak their mind anymore? Jeez too bad this is an opinion site. Ugly and stupid, not a good combo. I sense a lot failure in your future.
Anon, you make me laugh. At least KirstenAnn is happy with her looks. You probably aren't, which would make sense as to why you're being mean to her. Also, nobody asked your opinion on her looks.
Okay.
She did as soon as she made a comment on it, otherwise a reply function wouldn't exist. And you're ugly too, which now explains why you're sticking up for her.
Why is it everytime someone posts something disagreeable it's considered trolling? That wasn't even close to trolling. And honestly I wasn't surprised at the stupidity of that comment because I've seen your comments before and they're always stupid. anyway I eat pizza rolls, you have any?
Well, a troll is someone who just post dickish comments to make other people angry. I am actually very intelligent. If you want to discuss the matter further, send me a message. I don't want to hash this out in the comments.
Too afraid to show your stupidity? I get it. also smart people know they're not smart, because it's impossible to truly be "smart". Ignorance is bliss.
Sure did. And he is showing it. I don't get what anonymously posting has to do with anything since this post is what I'm talking about. You people sure don't care about anything as long as the person is anonymous, that is really just another sign of stupidity. You can't form an answer so you just go WAH ANON FAG I DON'T HAVE TO TALK TO YOU.
She is saying that you can't criticize me for wanting to hide, since you are hiding. That is hypocritical. I feel like you are just a fourth grader that is trying to sound smart on the internet.
I'm not hding, i dont have an account. And smart is relative, so there are many ways it could be represented. If someone repeatedly acts like a douche ,would you not call them one? You repeatedly make stupid comments like the one you admitted to, so now I expect nothing but stupidity when you make one.
Those "dumb comments" as you say, are probably all jokes. When I actually have a point to make, I make intelligent statements. Dumb jokes does not make me dumb. It just means that you do not find me funny. "Smart" is only relative in deciding who is smart. It is in no way the knowledge of all things. Most people would consider someone with a high IQ (which I have) to be smart. You are just saying things with no basis whatsoever. Please, GTFO.
How is it impossible to be smart? Where in your twisted mind did this philosophy come from? How do you think you're showing my stupidity by acting like an asshole? I want you to message me because this conversation has no relevance to the post. I am not going to continue wasting my time with an anon troll.
It's impossible to know everything, therefore no one can be 100% smart. People like Einstein and Hawkings have made mention of this plight. You can be intelligent on certain subjects, doesn't make you smart.
Read the second adjective definition. Being smart is not the same as being all knowing. Anyone that thinks that has never seen a dictionary. Now please stop.
Drive medium speed and get to your destination on time and with no damage to you or other drivers on the road.
But where's the fun in arriving safely and on time when you could smash into a tree instead?
Unless someone else is speeding and runs a red light and T-bones you at 60mph...
Then your bike is wrecked and you're lucky you're ok but this bitch is telling the police that it was all your fault and she's not sure why she's being questioned like some sort of murderer.
..Just saying...
Do we get to choose what kind of scenery? I want to be graffiti on a wall. Everyone will drive by and be like "Wow, abstract art! It's so deep."
And then they'll get distracted and become scenery too. It's the circle of life.
futer POTD!
looks like we got Nostradamus up in this bitch
I feel like this happens a lot.
Excuse me while I go reply anonymously to all of my posts.
Psychic...
Or from the futer. Either way.
Nice ;)
slowly
quickly
I thought drive was acting as a linking verb here, therefore linking the adjectives "slow" and "fast" to the understood subject "you". Regardless, there is no need to correct "fast" as it also serves as an adverb.
You mean like "You drive slow"? I still don't think that is very correct. It should be you drive slowly. But it really doesn't matter. Grammar is relative.
I was thinking "You drive while being slow." And grammar really shouldn't be considered relative. Many things can be relative, but grammar is an objective element. Grammar is built on logic, not on interpretation. At most, grammar depends on the native language, but otherwise, I disagree with your closing statement.
There is no "right" way of speaking. There are just different dialects and some are more commonly accepted. It's not based on logic. It's based on popularity.
In English, there is no Language God who decides what is right and wrong. Language is constantly changing and evolving and no rules are set in stone. In the US, "Correct" English (if you believe in such a thing) is a dialect of English called American Standard English, which is made up of a hodgepodge of rules and spelling from many different languages and changes year. There are lots of other dialects of English which use alternate grammar rules which aren't bad, they're just different.
List of alternate ways of speaking English that are not American Standard English: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Li...glish_language
Wait, so first "I still don't think that is very correct. It should be you drive slowly." Now "There is no "right" way of speaking"?
Dead bodies and remains of a car is considered scenery now?? Sweet!!!
Drive a hummer, and you're an asshole.
*have a small penis.
if you look over to your right, we can see the gargantuan redwood trees that date back thousands of years and over to your left, we see a wrecked car..
Walk and enjoy the scenery. Run and become more physically fit in the process.
IT'S FUNNY 'CAUSE IT'S TRUE!1 XD
Global warming is also funny to me for that reason.
You've been deceived. "Global warming" is just an idea created by the government to mess with us.
Just like gravity, right?
Oh.
...Haha.
Drive regular speed and you're hipster
Drive on the passenger side and you're a mailman.
Or in Europe.
I assumed Europeans had wrong side drive mailmen too...
But I'm an American so I don't know much about... Much..
Actually, most of Europe drives on the same side as in the States, with right hand traffic and left hand drive. It's mostly countries that used to belong to the UK that drive on the left side, with the wheel on the right side. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ri...t-hand_traffic
Says the banana peel that caused my car accident...
THAT Was yesterday's POTD comment combo, get a new one.
It probably would have worked if he had the anon name Mario or something.
Yeah, I would have gone for that...
Also you can text and drive and then die.
I'm just too pretty. Everyone would be too preoccupied with my beauty to drive.
yay for self confidence...?
Naw, here at amirite we like to curb stomp self confidence until it can't get back up.
Curb stomping is my favorite activity! look at that!
Youre probably ten times uglier anon. At least I'm comfortable in my skin. Do you know how many people tell me I'm attractive? Do you know that being anon is not helpin your argument? You can hardly see my face in this picture.
I'm going to guess nobody does otherwise you wouldn't want to brag about that one time it might have happened in 5th grade or whatever. And I can see enough to notice you have ugly hair, eyes, and skin. How about using some soap on your face sometime.
Dude she just made a joke. It doesn't call for your obscene rudeness. And I (and I'm sure many others agree) think KirstenAnn is very pretty.
i agree! We should all band together now and make her feel better.
KirstenAnn shouldn't listen to annoying trolls, amirite?
Shut up, clementines are ugly as hell.
How about you shut up and go away. You're quite the fail
what, a person can't speak their mind anymore? Jeez too bad this is an opinion site. Ugly and stupid, not a good combo. I sense a lot failure in your future.
Anon, you make me laugh. At least KirstenAnn is happy with her looks. You probably aren't, which would make sense as to why you're being mean to her. Also, nobody asked your opinion on her looks.
Okay.
She did as soon as she made a comment on it, otherwise a reply function wouldn't exist. And you're ugly too, which now explains why you're sticking up for her.
I'm sorry, I didn't realize I asked you if you thought I was ugly or not.
Oh wait. I didn't.
Is there an option to do both? You know, drive slow AND join the scenery?
Here what you do. Follow my instructions very carefully.
1. Drive slowly as to enjoy the scenery.
2. Drive off a bridge.
You're welcome.
Thank you so much.
Drive drunk and enjoy the hangover.
*enjoy dying
Dude if you enjoy dying, you should probably see a therapist.
"at least he died doing what he enjoyed..."
(cry2) Please don't.
Reading eulogy:
God_the_Almighty, *tear he was a great guy, funny too. He will be missed.
Now for a moment of silence.
If God died, Where would he go?
Home?
Maybe you should've asked him.
hmm...
Drive X and enjoy Y.
That's deep, man.
Yes, everything.
No.
Drive a moped. Look gay.
Or british
That's why I didn't like it.
You know what? That comment was really stupid.
Well you are stupid so it's ok, we expect these kinds of things from you.
Oh goody. My very own troll. What do you eat little guy?
I read that in the BEST voice.
I wish I could hear it.
Why is it everytime someone posts something disagreeable it's considered trolling? That wasn't even close to trolling. And honestly I wasn't surprised at the stupidity of that comment because I've seen your comments before and they're always stupid. anyway I eat pizza rolls, you have any?
Well, a troll is someone who just post dickish comments to make other people angry. I am actually very intelligent. If you want to discuss the matter further, send me a message. I don't want to hash this out in the comments.
Too afraid to show your stupidity? I get it. also smart people know they're not smart, because it's impossible to truly be "smart". Ignorance is bliss.
Did you really just ask if they were too afraid to show their stupidity ANONYMOUSLY?
Sure did. And he is showing it. I don't get what anonymously posting has to do with anything since this post is what I'm talking about. You people sure don't care about anything as long as the person is anonymous, that is really just another sign of stupidity. You can't form an answer so you just go WAH ANON FAG I DON'T HAVE TO TALK TO YOU.
She is saying that you can't criticize me for wanting to hide, since you are hiding. That is hypocritical. I feel like you are just a fourth grader that is trying to sound smart on the internet.
I'm not hding, i dont have an account. And smart is relative, so there are many ways it could be represented. If someone repeatedly acts like a douche ,would you not call them one? You repeatedly make stupid comments like the one you admitted to, so now I expect nothing but stupidity when you make one.
Those "dumb comments" as you say, are probably all jokes. When I actually have a point to make, I make intelligent statements. Dumb jokes does not make me dumb. It just means that you do not find me funny. "Smart" is only relative in deciding who is smart. It is in no way the knowledge of all things. Most people would consider someone with a high IQ (which I have) to be smart. You are just saying things with no basis whatsoever. Please, GTFO.
How is it impossible to be smart? Where in your twisted mind did this philosophy come from? How do you think you're showing my stupidity by acting like an asshole? I want you to message me because this conversation has no relevance to the post. I am not going to continue wasting my time with an anon troll.
It's impossible to know everything, therefore no one can be 100% smart. People like Einstein and Hawkings have made mention of this plight. You can be intelligent on certain subjects, doesn't make you smart.
I said I wouldn't continue, but you really are very convincing. Being smart is not know everything. Are you an idiot?
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/Smart
Read the second adjective definition. Being smart is not the same as being all knowing. Anyone that thinks that has never seen a dictionary. Now please stop.
Its because you are anon... No one respects your opinion. It doesn't count if you disagree with a mask over your disfigured ass of a face.
Ironically, this is exactly how Ross was killed by a blimp... Damn reckless blimp drivers
That didn't take long
Now all we need is for them to start deleting your
s and POTD will be perfect.
Lolcats suck.
sucks.
You suck.
because boobs.
Inb4 a picture of a cat
No fair! Damn those mods!
Your comment has been deleted because it is not relevant to the post. Have a nice day!
i'm going to stop commenting on potd. all the hate directed at me is hurting me. sorry if you think that's pathetic, but that's just how i feel.
Only 3 things in life are certain: Death, taxes, and Favvkes spamming
on the POTD
I've never heard of cntrlv.in
http://ctrlv.in/50026
Drive slowly in a golf cart, perceived as a respectable individual by other golf players, drive fast in a golf cart, oh wait...
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