+283 I probably shouldn't tell my neighbors that I heard them having sex, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It would either embarrass them so they'll be quieter next time, or make them do it louder because they want to flaunt that they're having sex and you're not.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You could always play dumb and pretend like you didn't know they were having sex, but say something to them about all the noise. They're bound to get the hint and realize they were being loud.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or you can knock on their door and ask if you can join.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Hey neighbor. Next time you have sex make it quieter. kthxbye"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Don't tell them or they might be quieter. Then how will you spend your Friday nights?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My neighbors wife is quite the screamer, it is really terrible because they normally have sex in the middle of the day while all the kids are out playing on the street.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You to neighbor couple: "So, I heard you two getting it on last night" Wife: "What? I wasn't home last night" Husband: "______" And that's how you become a home wrecker

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozf4vbZ7UgA It'd go a little something like this...

by Anonymous 13 years ago