I probably shouldn't tell my neighbors that I heard them having sex, amirite?

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You to neighbor couple: "So, I heard you two getting it on last night"
Wife: "What? I wasn't home last night"
Husband: "__"
And that's how you become a home wrecker

Or you can knock on their door and ask if you can join.

Sergs avatar Serg Yeah You Are +15Reply

You could always play dumb and pretend like you didn't know they were having sex, but say something to them about all the noise. They're bound to get the hint and realize they were being loud.

Don't tell them or they might be quieter. Then how will you spend your Friday nights?

Brettward95s avatar Brettward95 Yeah You Are +9Reply

It would either embarrass them so they'll be quieter next time, or make them do it louder because they want to flaunt that they're having sex and you're not.

StickCavemans avatar StickCaveman Yeah You Are +6Reply

My neighbors wife is quite the screamer, it is really terrible because they normally have sex in the middle of the day while all the kids are out playing on the street.

Woobs avatar Woob Yeah You Are +4Reply
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"Hey neighbor. Next time you have sex make it quieter. kthxbye"

Clementiness avatar Clementines Yeah You Are +1Reply

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It'd go a little something like this...

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