I love black clocks. You read that wrong, amirite?

I read the first sentence and then expected the second sentence to explain why you love them. I was let down.

I read it as black clocks. Then shook my head in shame.

I read that as "What a fail post".

the letter "l" is a cock block.

This was homepaged...

I read it as black docks.

i read it as "i love to dance naked around my room singing Justin Bieber songs to my chinchilla"

I like dig bicks.

I just love pom you guys. Do you love pom?

I love white viagras. You didn't read that wrong, did you?

I read it as such:
"I love black clocks."
....Well... Good for you, I'm kinda partial to the white digital ones with LED and radio capability.

Back clocks..

I misread the wrong word.

I read it as black clouds...
weird

I read "black socks"...

Nooooope.

Chuck Testa.

I read it as black cocks

I read "black clothes"...wtf?

I read it as black colors -.-

.... Black docks -.-

I hate being dumbfounded by you idiots.