There is no such thing as holding a conversation with a 3 year old.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

My 3 year old nephew started to tell me knock knock jokes like this: "Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Malachi" "Malachi who?" And then he laughs as if that was the end of the joke. -.-

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"Why did the piano sound like a fish? Because there's a fish inside of it!" What my cousin told me at his fourth birthday party yesterday.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

And you cant help but laugh at them. But they think you thought the joke was funny, not that you were laughing at them

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I babysat a 3 year old and we had a 10 minute conversation about Mario and Luigi's 'mush-mash' (aka mustache)

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I babysit a three year old and one day she was asking about some bears that had walked into my yard while I was outside with my boyfriend and my dog. She asked if they came near me and I said no. She then proceeded to ask if they ate me.

by Anonymous 12 years ago