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Stressed out people just need to masturbate more, amirite?

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Sounds like all of yall needa masturbate some more! :D

Omg, this post is so ignorant. There are people with no genitalia, you know! And there you are, rubbing it in their faces that you can masturbate and they can't. God, the insensitivity of people these days.

Anonymous +4Reply

I came here thinking there would be angry religious people.. I was disappointed

saxybandgeeks avatar saxybandgeek Yeah You Are +3Reply

Yup, masturbation is awesome.

TheRaftsmans avatar TheRaftsman Yeah You Are +1Reply

Can't argue here....

stu516s avatar stu516 Yeah You Are 0Reply

Because not masturbating enough is the cause of their stress, and masturbating more will make stress from other things go away.

Anonymous -2Reply
@Because not masturbating enough is the cause of their stress, and masturbating more will make stress from other...

you're one of those people who take everything too seriously aren't you? maybe you didn't know, but masturbation relieves stress. btw, IT'S A JOKE

DarthJaders avatar DarthJader Yeah You Are +7Reply
@DarthJader you're one of those people who take everything too seriously aren't you? maybe you didn't know, but masturbation...

You're one of those people who take everything too seriously aren't you? IT'S A JOKE.

Also, your joke doesn't look like it's very successful. Usually jokes are funny.

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@DarthJader jokes don't need to be funny necessarily

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joke

A joke (or gag) is a phrase or a paragraph with a humorous twist. It can be in many different forms, such as a question or short story. To achieve this end, jokes may employ irony, sarcasm, word play and other devices. Jokes may have a punchline that will end the sentence to make it humorous.

A practical joke or prank differs from a spoken one in that the major component of the humour is physical rather than verbal (for example placing salt in the sugar bowl).

Jokes are typically for the entertainment of friends and onlookers. The desired response is generally laughter; when this does not happen the joke is said to have "fallen flat" or "bombed".

http://amirite.net/628988

Anonymous +4Reply
@DarthJader lmao that was you?

No, i was talking to the anon who posted part of the wiki article

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DarthJaders avatar DarthJader Yeah You Are -2Reply
@DarthJader ohhh yeah. they're bein a big internet douche

Because saying you're one of those people who take everything too seriously aren't you? maybe you didn't know, but masturbation relieves stress. btw, IT'S A JOKE didn't sound at all douchey. You can hardly talk about someone being a douche when it's in response to you sounding like a douche. Starting off a phrase with "maybe you didn't know" and saying things like "btw IT'S A JOKE" sounds a bit condescending.

@Frank_n_Furter Because saying you're one of those people who take everything too seriously aren't you? maybe you didn't know, but...

unfortunately i am condescending and yesterday was not the day to take any random bullshit on the internet. I do apologize for how i acted but yesterday was horrible

DarthJaders avatar DarthJader Yeah You Are 0Reply
@DarthJader jokes don't need to be funny necessarily

That person obviously doesn't masturbate enough, I thought this was hilarious.

ScottyDs avatar ScottyD Yeah You Are +4Reply
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