+323 When your parents say they are only gonna talk for five more minutes they mean thirty minutes. When they mean you have to be home in five minutes, they mean five minutes. amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

When they say be home in five, they mean be home in two.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

When they say "I just left the house I'll be there in five minutes." it really means "I haven't left yet and it will be twenty minutes before I get there."

by Anonymous 12 years ago