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If somebody tells you to "Be a doll and (insert task here)", it is more than acceptable to go across the room, sit in a chair with all your ligaments straightened, and slightly smile with a creepy stare. amirite?

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"Uhhh.. what are you doing? That's creepy."
continues being a doll

StickCavemans avatar StickCaveman Yeah You Are +62Reply

Or if you're asked to be a dear and you start prancing around gracefully like a deer

Harlems avatar Harlem Yeah You Are +57Reply
@Harlem Or if you're asked to be a dear and you start prancing around gracefully like a deer

or go out into the middle of the highway and just stare into the headlights of all the cars

@pellicanpelvus or go out into the middle of the highway and just stare into the headlights of all the cars

Or make friends with a hyperactive rabbit and a bashful skunk, and then witness your mom get shot by a hunter and then your home burned down.

I_Predict_A_Riots avatar I_Predict_A_Riot Yeah You Are +66Reply

And if you're asked to be a lamb, stand on your four appendages and go baaaaa

Or if somebody calls me "honey", I just walk away and stick my head into a bee hive

And give them the complete freedom to touch you.

Kashishs avatar Kashish Yeah You Are +19Reply
@Inb4 the Barbie song..

I'm a Barbie girl...

Sergs avatar Serg Yeah You Are +4Reply
@Serg I'm a Barbie girl...

In a barbie world...

Kashishs avatar Kashish Yeah You Are +3Reply
Treeleafs avatar Treeleaf Yeah You Are +3Reply
@Davidplante It's fantastic

you can comb my hair

@TheShamWowGuy NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP!

angry smilie Fuck! Right when she was about to be undressed. Darn you! *shakes fist in air

SkylarOctaviouss avatar SkylarOctavious Yeah You Are +6Reply
@TheShamWowGuy NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP!

Even though you broke my heart and killed me

@It's brush

oh same dif.
listens
dammit.

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@1573808

Even though you broke my heart and killed me

@1573808

Undress me everywhere

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@1573822

lolwut?

Anonymous 0Reply
@lolwut?

Well he said inb4 so technically we aren't suppose to sing the barbie song so I sang the champion song.

Anonymous 0Reply

It works best if you turn your skin to plastic too.

God_the_Almightys avatar God_the_Almighty Yeah You Are +15Reply
@God_the_Almighty It works best if you turn your skin to plastic too.

or porcelain.
http://ctrlv.in/50656
I can't tell the difference between that picture and one of those girls in toddler pageants.

CarolineGustins avatar CarolineGustin Yeah You Are +10Reply
@God_the_Almighty It works best if you turn your skin to plastic too.

Well, you made them with that skin so whether or not it's plastic is your doing

I wonder how Ella Enchanted would handle a command like this.

One day my parents actually told my to "quit squirrel-ing around" ... I was so shocked that I dropped my nuts.

Dolls don't move unless you move them. So pretty much the person will end up doing the task anyway, and it will be harder because they have to move you as well right?

SkylarOctaviouss avatar SkylarOctavious Yeah You Are +8Reply
@SkylarOctavious Dolls don't move unless you move them. So pretty much the person will end up doing the task anyway, and it will be...

Speaking of moving dolls: When I was younger I use to have nightmares that all my dolls and stuffed animals woke up at night so they plot their revenge on me for not using them all the time.

SkylarOctaviouss avatar SkylarOctavious Yeah You Are +19Reply

I'm going to be Buzz Lightyear. He was a doll right? To infinity and beyond! Nobody will understand I CAN'T WAIT!

@Action figure!

That's cool. I'll be Woody. There's a snake in my boot!

@L_Stylz That's cool. I'll be Woody. There's a snake in my boot!

Shark Toy: "Hi! Im Woody! Howdy, Howdy, Howdy! Howdy Howdy..."

Woody: "Ah-hah, Ah-hah...GIMME THAT!"

cool smilie

THAT_Girls avatar THAT_Girl Yeah You Are +6Reply

Sit with your face forward and only move your eyes around

DarthJaders avatar DarthJader Yeah You Are +7Reply

If it's a task that requires you to travel a certain amount of space, just go sit in a convertible and make car noises.

I like how someone went through and just down voted all the comments...

WHY YOU SO PISSED OFF, DOWN VOTER? ALL YOU POSTS SUCK TOO MUCH FOR POTD?
the answer is yes.

Anonymous +4Reply
@SkylarOctavious It was you who done it!! And right now your answering your own question. :)

One problem with your theory, there, Einstein; wouldn't have down voted my own comments... I regard myself as far too hilarious to put myself in the red.

Anonymous -1Reply
@One problem with your theory, there, Einstein; wouldn't have down voted my own comments... I regard myself as far...

See that little smiley face there, yeah I was only kidding you. hmm smilie I can see that didn't translate through the internet very well.
What do you mean by "vote my own comment" I didn't know you could do that.

(also if you were really that hilarious your comment wouldn't be affected by 1 down vote amirite? troll smilie )

@SkylarOctavious See that little smiley face there, yeah I was only kidding you. I can see that didn't translate through the...

Don't pick on me, they're baby comment. No one has had a chance to fully witness their hilarity yet... Or I'm in denial. Probably that one... The happy face did not translate. HAd you used a troll face, I would gave picked up on it and not look like a complete ass.

I've voted on my own comments before... Haven't you?

Anonymous +1Reply
@SkylarOctavious No, I don't have that option.

That's because your name is a lie...

Anonymous +1Reply
@That's because your name is a lie...

*gasp an insult!
Being able to like my own comment of all things sounds pathetic to me, not badass. But hey, if that's what you're into...

Yes, all you ligaments straight...

Anonymous +2Reply
@amiritesucksnow No, they're gay.

You might have missed it before but it said "with all you ligaments straightened" I was being a bastard. It has since been corrected to read "all your ligaments straightened"

Anonymous -1Reply

I do that everyday...I'm an inanimate object

@ASWCC I do that everyday...I'm an inanimate object

You don't have eyes or ligaments though, companion cube...

@ASWCC neither do you, earthworm

I have plenty of ligaments once I'm in my suit!

@ASWCC Reducto! what suit?

Earthwormjim will not stand for this trickery...

@EarthwormJim Earthwormjim will not stand for this trickery...

I didn't trick you, your suit is really in pieces

@ASWCC I didn't trick you, your suit is really in pieces

Balderdash!

Firstly, you are a companion cube. NO ARMS.
Secondly, companion cube will never try to kill me. Ever.
Thirdly, companion cube is not a wizard.

whoaaaa you just got homepaged dude!

Ethans avatar Ethan Yeah You Are 0Reply
@Ethan whoaaaa you just got homepaged dude!

whoaaaa you just got POTD dude!

Kashishs avatar Kashish Yeah You Are +26Reply
@Kashish whoaaaa you just got POTD dude!

whoaaaa your comment just got loved dude!

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Whoah Jeaus Christ you forgot the "dude" dude

Anonymous +25Reply
@Whoah Jeaus Christ you forgot the "dude" dude

Whoa dude you forgot how to spell Jesus, dude.

@GrandMasterHibibu Whoa dude you forgot how to spell Jesus, dude.

The s is right next to the a, it was obviously a typo.

Anonymous -1Reply
@GrandMasterHibibu Whoa dude you forgot how to spell Jesus, dude.

Whoa you forgot that you only say dude at the end, and also the s and a are right next to each other, so it's a common mistake dude.

Anonymous -2Reply
@Whoa you forgot that you only say dude at the end, and also the s and a are right next to each other, so it's a...

Hey, what the fudge? Jesus_Christ got the combo breaker fair and square. So Lame (you too GrandMasterHibibu) I'm gonna have to politely tell you, to SHUT THE HELL UP!!!

@So once you combo break something you aren't allowed to...what?

You aren't allowed to continue the combo. That's why its a combo breaker. They're used to stop a combo once all the good jokes have run out and so the chain doesn't become lame (pun intended).

@Whoah Jeaus Christ you forgot the "dude" dude

But then it wouldn't be a combo breaker.

Anonymous -1Reply
@But then it wouldn't be a combo breaker.

I'll remember that next time.

Anonymous -1Reply
@1573698

The combo breaker does not seem to have had much of an effect.

@1573698

Bows head and closes eyes:
Hello Jesus. I have sinned against the amirite community by continuing a combo after it was broken. Please forgive me for breaking the 4th Comandment of Comment Threading: Thou shalt not continuith after thy combo has been broken. For it shall cease to be funny.

Amen. :)

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Kashishs avatar Kashish Yeah You Are +2Reply
@Kashish You ruined it.

I wasnt trying to be funny. I was on my ipod and i just got homepaged,then somebody said "whoa, you got homepaged"...

Ethans avatar Ethan Yeah You Are 0Reply
@Kashish But.. this isn't your post.

my ipod didnt tell me that. it just said someone replied to your comment, and i though it was one of mine on my posts

Ethans avatar Ethan Yeah You Are 0Reply

I'm a little lad who loves berries n cream! yum smilie

THAT_Girls avatar THAT_Girl Yeah You Are 0Reply
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from a starburst commercial. it was the first thing that popped into my head, god only knows why. lol.

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THAT_Girls avatar THAT_Girl Yeah You Are +1Reply
@Sooo in conclusion, this has nothing to so with the post?

on the contrary, this guy is creepy like a doll. I think it can add to the post, instead of take away from it.

THAT_Girls avatar THAT_Girl Yeah You Are -3Reply
@Oh well why didn't you say that in the first place.

i just came to this conclusion. politics my dear, huh.

THAT_Girls avatar THAT_Girl Yeah You Are -1Reply
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@1573693

Atheists go to hell though!

Also don't forget to actually do the task you were asked to do while being a doll.

And if you're asked to be a man, you try your best to emmulate your friend Eman!

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