"Uhhh.. what are you doing? That's creepy."
continues being a doll
Or if you're asked to be a dear and you start prancing around gracefully like a deer
or go out into the middle of the highway and just stare into the headlights of all the cars
Or make friends with a hyperactive rabbit and a bashful skunk, and then witness your mom get shot by a hunter and then your home burned down.
"Hey Mom? Can you go run around in the woods during hunting season? I'm trying to be a deer. I promise, it'll be really funny!"
i predict a sadface. Ohai.
And if you're asked to be a lamb, stand on your four appendages and go baaaaa
Or if somebody calls me "honey", I just walk away and stick my head into a bee hive
And give them the complete freedom to touch you.
Inb4 the Barbie song..
I'm a Barbie girl...
In a barbie world...
life in plastic...
you can comb my hair
NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP!
Fuck! Right when she was about to be undressed. Darn you! *shakes fist in air
Even though you broke my heart and killed me
oh same dif.
Undress me everywhere
Well he said inb4 so technically we aren't suppose to sing the barbie song so I sang the champion song.
It works best if you turn your skin to plastic too.
I can't tell the difference between that picture and one of those girls in toddler pageants.
Well, you made them with that skin so whether or not it's plastic is your doing
I wonder how Ella Enchanted would handle a command like this.
One day my parents actually told my to "quit squirrel-ing around" ... I was so shocked that I dropped my nuts.
I'm guessing your nuts finally dropped?
Dolls don't move unless you move them. So pretty much the person will end up doing the task anyway, and it will be harder because they have to move you as well right?
Speaking of moving dolls: When I was younger I use to have nightmares that all my dolls and stuffed animals woke up at night so they plot their revenge on me for not using them all the time.
It wasn't a nightmare.Bitch.
I'm going to be Buzz Lightyear. He was a doll right? To infinity and beyond! Nobody will understand I CAN'T WAIT!
That's cool. I'll be Woody. There's a snake in my boot!
Shark Toy: "Hi! Im Woody! Howdy, Howdy, Howdy! Howdy Howdy..."
Woody: "Ah-hah, Ah-hah...GIMME THAT!"
Wait a minute, I just lit a rocket... Rockets explode!
Sit with your face forward and only move your eyes around
If it's a task that requires you to travel a certain amount of space, just go sit in a convertible and make car noises.
I like how someone went through and just down voted all the comments...
WHY YOU SO PISSED OFF, DOWN VOTER? ALL YOU POSTS SUCK TOO MUCH FOR POTD?
the answer is yes.
It was you who done it!! And right now your answering your own question.
One problem with your theory, there, Einstein; wouldn't have down voted my own comments... I regard myself as far too hilarious to put myself in the red.
See that little smiley face there, yeah I was only kidding you. I can see that didn't translate through the internet very well.
What do you mean by "vote my own comment" I didn't know you could do that.
(also if you were really that hilarious your comment wouldn't be affected by 1 down vote amirite? )
Don't pick on me, they're baby comment. No one has had a chance to fully witness their hilarity yet... Or I'm in denial. Probably that one... The happy face did not translate. HAd you used a troll face, I would gave picked up on it and not look like a complete ass.
I've voted on my own comments before... Haven't you?
No, I don't have that option.
That's because your name is a lie...
*gasp an insult!
Being able to like my own comment of all things sounds pathetic to me, not badass. But hey, if that's what you're into...
Yes, all you ligaments straight...
No, they're gay.
You might have missed it before but it said "with all you ligaments straightened" I was being a bastard. It has since been corrected to read "all your ligaments straightened"
I do that everyday...I'm an inanimate object
You don't have eyes or ligaments though, companion cube...
neither do you, earthworm
I have plenty of ligaments once I'm in my suit!
Reducto! what suit?
Earthwormjim will not stand for this trickery...
I didn't trick you, your suit is really in pieces
Firstly, you are a companion cube. NO ARMS.
Secondly, companion cube will never try to kill me. Ever.
Thirdly, companion cube is not a wizard.
Do or do not, there is no try. Avada Kedavra!
I doubt your authenticity as a companion cube.
oh he'll naw! you did not just bring hp into this mess! hold my earrings!
He will naw on what?
you, Brettward. Hope you're prepared.
I'm not ready!
are you ready now? are you ready NOW? now? NOW? now now now!?!?!?!!?
Ok. I'm ready.
was it good for you?
whoaaaa you just got homepaged dude!
whoaaaa you just got POTD dude!
whoaaaa your comment just got loved dude!
Whoah Jeaus Christ you forgot the "dude" dude
Whoa dude you forgot how to spell Jesus, dude.
The s is right next to the a, it was obviously a typo.
Whoa you forgot that you only say dude at the end, and also the s and a are right next to each other, so it's a common mistake dude.
You said dude twice too, dude. FUCK so did I.
Hey, what the fudge? Jesus_Christ got the combo breaker fair and square. So Lame (you too GrandMasterHibibu) I'm gonna have to politely tell you, to SHUT THE HELL UP!!!
So once you combo break something you aren't allowed to...what?
You aren't allowed to continue the combo. That's why its a combo breaker. They're used to stop a combo once all the good jokes have run out and so the chain doesn't become lame (pun intended).
But then it wouldn't be a combo breaker.
I'll remember that next time.
The combo breaker does not seem to have had much of an effect.
Bows head and closes eyes:
Hello Jesus. I have sinned against the amirite community by continuing a combo after it was broken. Please forgive me for breaking the 4th Comandment of Comment Threading: Thou shalt not continuith after thy combo has been broken. For it shall cease to be funny.
You ruined it.
I wasnt trying to be funny. I was on my ipod and i just got homepaged,then somebody said "whoa, you got homepaged"...
But.. this isn't your post.
my ipod didnt tell me that. it just said someone replied to your comment, and i though it was one of mine on my posts
I'm a little lad who loves berries n cream!
from a starburst commercial. it was the first thing that popped into my head, god only knows why. lol.
Sooo in conclusion, this has nothing to so with the post?
on the contrary, this guy is creepy like a doll. I think it can add to the post, instead of take away from it.
Oh well why didn't you say that in the first place.
i just came to this conclusion. politics my dear, huh.
where is the phrase "be a doll" most commonly used? its not super common where im from. is it a british thing?
i live in america and hear it all the time..
I think it's just an old phrase.
I live in America and mainly the older people that I know say it.
Atheists go to hell though!
Also don't forget to actually do the task you were asked to do while being a doll.
And if you're asked to be a man, you try your best to emmulate your friend Eman!