If somebody tells you to "Be a doll and (insert task here)", it is more than acceptable to go across the room, sit in a chair with all your ligaments straightened, and slightly smile with a creepy stare. amirite?

whoaaaa you just got homepaged dude!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

whoaaaa you just got POTD dude!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

whoaaaa your comment just got loved dude!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

really?awesome.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You ruined it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I wasnt trying to be funny. I was on my ipod and i just got homepaged,then somebody said "whoa, you got homepaged"...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

But.. this isn't your post.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

my ipod didnt tell me that. it just said someone replied to your comment, and i though it was one of mine on my posts

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Uhhh.. what are you doing? That's creepy." *continues being a doll*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And if you're asked to be a lamb, stand on your four appendages and go baaaaa

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or if you're asked to be a dear and you start prancing around gracefully like a deer

by Anonymous 13 years ago

or go out into the middle of the highway and just stare into the headlights of all the cars

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or make friends with a hyperactive rabbit and a bashful skunk, and then witness your mom get shot by a hunter and then your home burned down.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Hey Mom? Can you go run around in the woods during hunting season? I'm trying to be a deer. I promise, it'll be really funny!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i predict a sadface. Ohai. frown

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And if you're asked to be a man, you try your best to emmulate your friend Eman!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And give them the complete freedom to touch you.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Inb4 the Barbie song..

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm a Barbie girl...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

In a barbie world...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

life in plastic...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's fantastic

by Anonymous 13 years ago

you can comb my hair

by Anonymous 13 years ago

NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Even though you broke my heart and killed me

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Fuck! Right when she was about to be undressed. Darn you! *shakes fist in air

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's brush

by Anonymous 13 years ago

oh same dif. *listens* dammit.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It works best if you turn your skin to plastic too.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well, you made them with that skin so whether or not it's plastic is your doing

by Anonymous 13 years ago

or porcelain. http://ctrlv.in/50656 I can't tell the difference between that picture and one of those girls in toddler pageants.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or if somebody calls me "honey", I just walk away and stick my head into a bee hive

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yes, all you ligaments straight...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No, they're gay.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You might have missed it before but it said "with all you ligaments straightened" I was being a bastard. It has since been corrected to read "all your ligaments straightened"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Also don't forget to actually do the task you were asked to do while being a doll.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Dolls don't move unless you move them. So pretty much the person will end up doing the task anyway, and it will be harder because they have to move you as well right?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Speaking of moving dolls: When I was younger I use to have nightmares that all my dolls and stuffed animals woke up at night so they plot their revenge on me for not using them all the time.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It wasn't a nightmare.Bitch.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(cry2)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If it's a task that requires you to travel a certain amount of space, just go sit in a convertible and make car noises.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm going to be Buzz Lightyear. He was a doll right? To infinity and beyond! Nobody will understand I CAN'T WAIT!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Action figure!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's cool. I'll be Woody. There's a snake in my boot!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Shark Toy: "Hi! Im Woody! Howdy, Howdy, Howdy! Howdy Howdy..." Woody: "Ah-hah, Ah-hah...GIMME THAT!" cool

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wait a minute, I just lit a rocket... Rockets explode!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Sit with your face forward and only move your eyes around

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I do that everyday...I'm an inanimate object

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You don't have eyes or ligaments though, companion cube...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

neither do you, earthworm

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I have plenty of ligaments once I'm in my suit!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Reducto! what suit?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Earthwormjim will not stand for this trickery...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I didn't trick you, your suit is really in pieces

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Balderdash! Firstly, you are a companion cube. NO ARMS. Secondly, companion cube will never try to kill me. Ever. Thirdly, companion cube is not a wizard.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Do or do not, there is no try. Avada Kedavra!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I doubt your authenticity as a companion cube.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

oh he'll naw! you did not just bring hp into this mess! hold my earrings!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

He will naw on what?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

you, Brettward. Hope you're prepared. hello

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm not ready!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

are you ready now? are you ready NOW? now? NOW? now now now!?!?!?!!? good.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ok. I'm ready.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

was it good for you?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://images.sodahead.com/polls/001641577/1715845552_tn_memes_no_face_of_course_not_answer_2_xlarge.jpeg

by Anonymous 13 years ago

One day my parents actually told my to "quit squirrel-ing around" ... I was so shocked that I dropped my nuts.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm guessing your nuts finally dropped?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I wonder how Ella Enchanted would handle a command like this.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm a little lad who loves berries n cream! yum

by Anonymous 13 years ago

by Anonymous 13 years ago

from a starburst commercial. it was the first thing that popped into my head, god only knows why. lol. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYX_zhlTDr8

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Sooo in conclusion, this has nothing to so with the post?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

on the contrary, this guy is creepy like a doll. I think it can add to the post, instead of take away from it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh well why didn't you say that in the first place.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i just came to this conclusion. politics my dear, huh.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

where is the phrase "be a doll" most commonly used? its not super common where im from. is it a british thing?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I think it's just an old phrase.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i live in america and hear it all the time..

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I live in America and mainly the older people that I know say it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I like how someone went through and just down voted all the comments... WHY YOU SO PISSED OFF, DOWN VOTER? ALL YOU POSTS SUCK TOO MUCH FOR POTD? the answer is yes.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It was you who done it!! And right now your answering your own question. :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

One problem with your theory, there, Einstein; wouldn't have down voted my own comments... I regard myself as far too hilarious to put myself in the red.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

See that little smiley face there, yeah I was only kidding you. hmm

I can see that didn't translate through the internet very well. What do you mean by "vote my own comment" I didn't know you could do that. (also if you were really that hilarious your comment wouldn't be affected by 1 down vote amirite? troll

)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Don't pick on me, they're baby comment. No one has had a chance to fully witness their hilarity yet... Or I'm in denial. Probably that one... The happy face did not translate. HAd you used a troll face, I would gave picked up on it and not look like a complete ass. I've voted on my own comments before... Haven't you?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No, I don't have that option.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's because your name is a lie...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

*gasp an insult! Being able to like my own comment of all things sounds pathetic to me, not badass. But hey, if that's what you're into...

by Anonymous 13 years ago