I just heard that someone published a book about having sex with herbs. It's about fucking thyme, amirite?

Shit girl, you funny.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I try ;P

by Anonymous 13 years ago

gurl*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

NOT AGAIN!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh shit it's you again, somebody hawld me back.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

oh lawd, i never noticed, child!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Chapter 1: The Dill-do

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Chapter 2: Let's Nutmeg.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Chapter 3: Use the Anise

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Chapter 4: Cumin Mouth

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Chapter 5: Crazy animal sex with guest author: Dan Da Lion.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Book summary: //Allspice// -up your love life with this //savory// ... •tag- someone finish

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You used the anise the other night, didn't you? ;)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

yeah, but i didn't taste it. ;)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Thyme.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yes, those //are// herbs. http://ctrlv.in/69611

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Not many Simon and Garfunkel fans I guess.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I suppose not.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

NO I AM NOT GOING TO SCARBOROUGH FAIR!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

WELL, I crossed the Bridge Over Troubled Water to get to Mrs. Robinson and Cecilia at the Scarborough fair.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh, I see what you did there. :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

idgi

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Congratulations Jade!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Thank you! :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Someone finally mustard up the nerve.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Did someone say sex with Herb? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgnoukKJIaU

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Stolen http://favstar.fm/users/Kevnmur/status/23912028056

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Apparently for your pets, too! http://ctrlv.in/69613

by Anonymous 13 years ago

by Anonymous 13 years ago

So I guess this means you guys are going to bang.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Someone made a book about the end of Alison Krauss's life: Fin Ally.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If you have a good thyme, be safe. You wouldn't want to end up having Rosemary's baby.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

now THAT is clever word play :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

:) THANKS

by Anonymous 13 years ago

...I think it's a Facebook group. ._.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ffs, everything is a facebook group.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Why do you call out Jmayrod for stealing posts in your description, then?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Because, my teacher was the one who said this to me(obviously she didn't curse but she said fricken), not the internet. It's not like i looked up 'funny puns' and then stole this one. My teacher said it, I thought it was funny and posted it that day.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Stealing posts and posting something someone said to you are different things.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It is new to me, so I think it's funny.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Good job jade! or old friend... Hmu

by Anonymous 13 years ago