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I just heard that someone published a book about having sex with herbs. It's about fucking thyme, amirite?

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Someone finally mustard up the nerve.

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Chapter 1: The Dill-do

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@Edward_FINNA Chapter 1: The Dill-do

Chapter 2: Let's Nutmeg.

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@DarthJader Chapter 2: Let's Nutmeg.

Chapter 3: Use the Anise

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@Favvkes Chapter 3: Use the Anise

Chapter 4: Cumin Mouth

Favvkess avatar Favvkes Yeah You Are +29Reply
@Favvkes Chapter 4: Cumin Mouth

Chapter 5: Crazy animal sex with guest author: Dan Da Lion.

@MartellusBoss Chapter 5: Crazy animal sex with guest author: Dan Da Lion.

Book summary:
Allspice -up your love life with this savory ...

•tag- someone finish

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@Favvkes Chapter 3: Use the Anise

You used the anise the other night, didn't you? ;)

Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Thyme.

Harpers avatar Harper Yeah You Are +23Reply
@Harper Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Thyme.

Not many Simon and Garfunkel fans I guess.

Suzywaos avatar Suzywao Yeah You Are +26Reply
@Harper Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Thyme.

NO I AM NOT GOING TO SCARBOROUGH FAIR!

@Skr3wBall NO I AM NOT GOING TO SCARBOROUGH FAIR!

WELL, I crossed the Bridge Over Troubled Water to get to Mrs. Robinson and Cecilia at the Scarborough fair.

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Shit girl, you funny.

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@gurl*

NOT AGAIN!

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@runnerdude NOT AGAIN!

Oh shit it's you again, somebody hawld me back.

Suzywaos avatar Suzywao Yeah You Are +9Reply
@gurl*

oh lawd, i never noticed, child!

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Oh, I see what you did there. :)

Meaps avatar Meap Yeah You Are +6Reply

Congratulations Jade!

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Did someone say sex with Herb? YouTube video thumbnail

Someone made a book about the end of Alison Krauss's life: Fin Ally.

If you have a good thyme, be safe. You wouldn't want to end up having Rosemary's baby.

HappyAsASams avatar HappyAsASam Yeah You Are +3Reply

now THAT is clever word play :)

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@pinkbubbles192 now THAT is clever word play :)

...I think it's a Facebook group. ._.

Anonymous -1Reply
@...I think it's a Facebook group. ._.

ffs, everything is a facebook group.

DarthJaders avatar DarthJader Yeah You Are +6Reply
@DarthJader ffs, everything is a facebook group.

Why do you call out Jmayrod for stealing posts in your description, then?

Anonymous -2Reply
@Why do you call out Jmayrod for stealing posts in your description, then?

Because, my teacher was the one who said this to me(obviously she didn't curse but she said fricken), not the internet. It's not like i looked up 'funny puns' and then stole this one. My teacher said it, I thought it was funny and posted it that day.

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@Why do you call out Jmayrod for stealing posts in your description, then?

Stealing posts and posting something someone said to you are different things.

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@1657028

That was rude. Also, I don't listen to people who comment anonymously.

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Good job jade! or old friend... Hmu

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@1657183

Hit me up

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@1657190

The fact that you'll jfgi gmh.

Suzywaos avatar Suzywao Yeah You Are +10Reply
@1657190

Lol omg wow

...ok enough

idgi

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