+399 saying "I sell drugs to fat people" sounds way better than "I work at McDonalds", amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Not really. It makes you sound like a drug dealer that deals with sweaty fat people everyday.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I read sweaty as "swifty" and thought, "what's so swift about fat people?"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well, they're swift to get their Big Macs.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah, I'd rather be a pharmacist than a fry cook at McDonalds...

by Anonymous 13 years ago