+397 It's fun trying to think of a sentence or phrase no one has ever said before in the history of the world. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"i am fed up with this orgasm"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh! That was on an adult swim show, wasn't it? :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I want a smaller dick.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I've said that. A really big dick can hurt.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"I hate amirite.net."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Don't eat that bagel; its my girlfriend."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"I read then Terms and Agreements"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I like Rebecca Black.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I could seriously do with some extra kilos.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The Last Airbender was a great movie!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Totally true.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Nostradamus had a lovely seahorse named Ben who worshipped Satan and wore his shoes in the dark while humming along to the entire Dark Side of the Moon album.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm hungry.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Are you serious? You've actually never said that in your entire life?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yes, I'm serious.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

*facepalm*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

hehe

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I want to piss on your tits! Oh wait..

by Anonymous 13 years ago

sarah palin is smart.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Waffle strumpet double-back check lighthouse, however fortune zucchini doorbell always duration simplified. What? I'll bet no one's ever said it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I actually said this to my friend like ten minutes ago.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

NO GEORGE NO

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I wish the nonflammable squid would stop hiding in my baby rock collection!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i no wantz cheeseburger

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"No thank you, Mila Kunis, I would not like to have sex with you."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'll do my homework before I get on the Internet.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's been said, just not //done//

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Tw*l*ght is a good book.

by Anonymous 13 years ago