It's fun trying to think of a sentence or phrase no one has ever said before in the history of the world. amirite?

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"Don't eat that bagel; its my girlfriend."

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If you're gonna make an anonymous comment, don't try to reclaim it after you find out it's well liked.

I love my mother-in-law

Anonymous +58Reply
@I love my mother-in-law

I actually do love my mother-in-law.

And my ex mother-in-law, who ended up adopting me after I was no longer with her son.

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@Does that make your ex-husband, your current brother? Kinky.

Only my brother after we were no longer together.

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I was sixteen. We had been together for about a year and we thought we knew everything... Eight months later, we realized we were idiots. We're still pretty good friends though.and sort of siblings.

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I was a foster child with them for a long time before any of that went down. It was just luck that I had happened upon the family. I was abused as a child and I had run away and I was homeless for about a year when I finally stopped just going. But this story is irrelevant to anything...

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It hasn't ended yet! I'm still alive. hehe smilie

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"i am fed up with this orgasm"

Anonymous +50Reply
@"i am fed up with this orgasm"

Oh! That was on an adult swim show, wasn't it? :D

"I hate amirite.net."

Clementiness avatar Clementines Yeah You Are +40Reply

Nostradamus had a lovely seahorse named Ben who worshipped Satan and wore his shoes in the dark while humming along to the entire Dark Side of the Moon album.

aZIGAZIGAHHHs avatar aZIGAZIGAHHH Yeah You Are +34Reply

"I read then Terms and Agreements"

I want a smaller dick.

Anonymous +29Reply
@I want a smaller dick.

I've said that. A really big dick can hurt.

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What? I'll bet no one's ever said it.

I wish the nonflammable squid would stop hiding in my baby rock collection!

sarah palin is smart.

Anonymous +14Reply

I want to piss on your tits!
Oh wait..

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"No thank you, Mila Kunis, I would not like to have sex with you."

Anonymous +13Reply

I could seriously do with some extra kilos.

Hullabaloos avatar Hullabaloo Yeah You Are +11Reply

I'll do my homework before I get on the Internet.

MissBlueSkys avatar MissBlueSky Yeah You Are +7Reply

Twlght is a good book.

Twilightsuckss avatar Twilightsucks Yeah You Are +3Reply

I like Rebecca Black.

i no wantz cheeseburger

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I'm hungry.

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He's a good singer, but it's the songs he sings that sucks.

@southparkrocks please explain

In the episode "a date with jet screamer", jet is constantly saying 'baby baby baby oh!'

It bothers me more than it should... I just can't get over it.

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