I seriously want to thank all of you. I was in such a bad mood when I posted this. Thanks for being awesome amirite community.
Aliens. They're the only explanation.
Hahaha that's better than her "it was your finger" theory.
Clearly you have a newly discovered ability to move your sperm all the way up your body and into your finger. What happened, did it come out of your nail? I hate it when that happens. :/
Ahahaha. I wouldn't even want Jesus as a son. He'd show me up.
This reminds me of an episode of The Freah Prince. Carlton's ex came back out of no where claiming she was pregnant, but Carlton excepted the child as his even though he had never had sex.
If I recall correctly, Carlton knew for a fact the child wasn't his, but he wanted it to be so he played along. It was more heartbreaking if anything.
OP, I hope you're not too broken up, you truly got the better half of the deal.
Yes, of course he knew, but his family didn't know it was a scam. Scamming bitches gonna scam :/
Nah. I mean it really got me at first but there is nothing I can do about it so whatever. HONEY BADGER DON'T GIVE A SHIT! Why should I?
Anf hey. If anything I got a post in the home page out of it! Silver linings lol
I remember that. It's not as funny now:/
Lolololol is that a serious question?
Lol kidding that was serious
the post is still funny and the episode was kinda funny. At the end he admitted he wa still a virgin so they kicked her out.
Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks.
It depends on how psycho she is, if you masturbated or something by her, she could insert it in her in hopes of getting pregnant (unfortunately I've seen it done). If it's 100% absolutely impossible that it's yours, thank your lucky stars you found and how crazy this chick is before actually having a child with her.
Damn. I didn't even think about that!! Lol. Now I'm almost glad this happened.
Lol. God I hope not. I don't even know how the would happen.
Or how it could happen
Christmas is coming. I sense the second coming is too... or she's just a cheating slut. but ya know... 6 to one, half dozen to another...
Nah. Just a cheating slut.
I would double-check, just to make sure you know she isn't immaculate.
It'd be outrageous if you didn't accuse her of cheating....unless of course, you mind fucked her, in which case you have no right to accuse her of anything.
I was going to comment, but everyone already said wjhat I was gonna say. So I'll just throw this out there:
Funny this post reminded me of this.
This happened in real life?! THE FUCK!!
Yea. Bitches gonna be bitches I guess :P
I'd seriously be getting a paternity test.
Oh I know for a fact it wasn't me. We haven't done anything in 2 months and she's 5 weeks in. There's no need.
Ah, and she's still claiming it's still yours? How insanely dumb is she?
Not dumb, just desperate.
I think she doesn't want to look like a whore. Ummm. You've got one in the oven that's not helping out your cause.
Did you do anal? Because it's possible for the santorum to leak into the vagina after anal sex, causing a baby.
No. Lol. But like I said to some one else we haven't done Anything fr 2 months and she's 5 weeks pregnant. And I'm no Asian but that doesn't add up.
The "I'm no Asian" part made me LTMS.
But yeah, that definitely does suck. If she were to keep the baby, would you want to be a part of the baby's life, out of curiosity?
I want to be out of her life. So no. I don't need an extra tie to her. And as of right now it's going up for adoption.
That's probably for the best. If parents aren't able to take care of their children (financially), then putting the child up for adoption is probably the best course of action. Give it to somebody who's financially able to take care of the child.
Not only financially but just someone who truly wants one too. A nice gay couple or something idk.
Damn, sucks to be you. I hope you and kid will be alright!
Why not try abortion?
That's her choice. Not my kid. I'd say it's cuz she's religious but that didn't stop her from getting pregnant at 17 now did it......dumb bitch
That completely sucks! O.O But rather like this than there being a possibility that you're the father and finding out years later that that's not the case.
Also. Your name is awesome.
So right. Damn I can't even pay for myself right now. A kid is the last thing I need.
Looking At that URL I don't want to go.....
It's funny really. I promise it's nothing bad.
That was genuinely funny. Is that entire site just rage comics?
Yeah pretty much...And Memes, stuff like that.