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Dreams are nothing more than a subconscious pit that we dump our insanity into so we can wake up ready to eat cereal instead of the neighbor's children. amirite?

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None of my neighbors have children...

anymore.

You mean, not everybody eats the neighbor's kids?

KirstenAnns avatar KirstenAnn Yeah You Are +17Reply
@KirstenAnn You mean, not everybody eats the neighbor's kids?

If you were my neighbor's kid I would eat you
As in perform oral sex on a minor
Yeah man

Anonymous +21Reply
@KirstenAnn You mean, not everybody eats the neighbor's kids?

Since when did Sandusky get an amirite account?? d smilie

sb123s avatar sb123 Yeah You Are +5Reply
@KirstenAnn You mean, not everybody eats the neighbor's kids?

I think you mean scarred, but you should probably be scared as well. Pedo Bear's hungry ;)

Forrests avatar Forrest Yeah You Are +1Reply

I still wake up ready to eat my neighbors children somedays.

Chewbanshees avatar Chewbanshee Yeah You Are +17Reply

POTD material.

Emperorerrors avatar Emperorerror Yeah You Are +14Reply
@Emperorerror POTD material.

Well yeah, I did utilize said button, but I also felt compelled to comment so if did become POTD, I could be all "l0l noobs i sure iz smrat lolol yea?"

Emperorerrors avatar Emperorerror Yeah You Are +37Reply
@Emperorerror POTD material.

Did you dream this would happen?

StickCavemans avatar StickCaveman Yeah You Are +16Reply
@Emperorerror POTD material.

There´s a button for that...

@Emperorerror POTD material.

My inner hipster feels like saying "I commented on this before it was POTD..."

@Emperorerror POTD material.

You may all now be certain of my swagtasticness.

Emperorerrors avatar Emperorerror Yeah You Are +5Reply

This is possibly one of the most genius posts i've ever seen on amirite.
Literally had me laughing out loud!

I like your username!

I should make a cereal with pieces that look like children! The you could do both! I'd make millions $.$
Oooh and then I can make a cereal with piece that look like parents! Teenagers would eat that.
OOH and then I can make a cereal with pieces that look like cats! For me. And for um, people who like to eat pussy. hmm smilie
OOOOOH and then I'd make a special edition that combined all three! And then it would be a famillllyyy goo smilie
I don't know who would eat that one, it just sounds like an awesome idea. y smilie

Favvkess avatar Favvkes Yeah You Are +1Reply

It's sad so many people think this. Dreams can be so many things. Wish fulfillment, precognition, astral visits, and yes even blowing off steam so to speak

Trishs avatar Trish No Way -17Reply
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