+158 Christmas present ideas: Chocolate, bitches love Chocolate, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

If she doesn't like it dump her. She will probably love it.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

We really do, but if you get us chocolate we'll assume you think we're food junkies, or are trying to fatten us up for the killing, or something along those lines. Basically, it won't end well.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Tbh, i'd rather have my boyfriend get me sweets and chocolate than expensive things :P idc about the weight thing, i don't eat that much anyway, so i don't really need to worry about that sorta thing.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Your boyfriend is welcome to give me chocolate instead.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'll make sure he gets right on it as soon as he starts existing.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Sweet. I'll be expecting my chocolate in 5-10 years.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It confuses me so much why some girls take offense to being bought food. I got chocolate for Christmas, and I'm just going to eat my fricking chocolate and get fat and be happy.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I got loads of sweets and chocolate, and i'm fucking happy with that :D *high 5*

by Anonymous 12 years ago