+486 It seems that every film is the number one film of the year, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

and every weekend is "Harry Potter weekend" on ABC Family...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

And all the toothpastes, books, actors, authors, thingamajig

by Anonymous 12 years ago

...toothpaste of the year? I actually havent seen that

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Well, it's more like 9 out of 10 dentists reccomend it...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

There's always that one dentist that fucking hates Colgate.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I think we should make him disappear *insert evil laugh here*

by Anonymous 12 years ago

And every book is a '#1 New York times bestseller',

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Well, at least, according to the critics...

by Anonymous 12 years ago