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Around Christmas time it is fun to go up to any "For Lease" signs & write "Navidad" under it. amirite?

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After the events of the movie Avatar, they met this hispanic Na'vi named Feliz. He was the father of two bluetiful children. He was lovingly referred to as "Feliz, Na'vi Dad."

TinyNinjas avatar TinyNinja Yeah You Are +90Reply

I take the for sale signs, replace them with "Merry Christmas," then give away the houses for free as Christmas Presents.

God_the_Almightys avatar God_the_Almighty Yeah You Are +35Reply

For sheeps it's "Fleece Navidad"

Kashishs avatar Kashish Yeah You Are +34Reply
@Kashish For sheeps it's "Fleece Navidad"

For dogs, it's "Fleas Navidad"

Anonymous +25Reply
@For dogs, it's "Fleas Navidad"

For composers, it's "Fur Elise Navidad"

TinyNinjas avatar TinyNinja Yeah You Are +29Reply
@TinyNinja For composers, it's "Fur Elise Navidad"

For Hispanics, it's "Feliz Navidad"

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@1582606

C-C-C-COMBO BREA-ALLAHDAMNIT!

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@1582653

How does one break a combo of combo breakers? hmm smilie

@1582653

C-C-C-COMBO BREAK-ZEUSDAMMIT!

Anonymous +2Reply

i remember on Sesame street one time big bird was ice skating and there was a feliz navidad song playing
just thought id share that

I bet the reindeers wouldn't like this!
They'll sleigh us!

Kashishs avatar Kashish Yeah You Are +32Reply
@Kashish I bet the reindeers wouldn't like this! They'll sleigh us!

Why wouldn't they like the fact that someone wrote on a sign?

Anonymous -8Reply
@Why wouldn't they like the fact that someone wrote on a sign?

I think he really wanted to make that pun.

Anonymous +43Reply
@Kashish It was a pun...

A nice pun too, but it's irrelevant.

Anonymous +5Reply
@A nice pun too, but it's irrelevant.

Yeah, that's why I tried to make it relevant :)

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@ but it's not... is it?

I don't know... IS it? wary smilie

Kashishs avatar Kashish Yeah You Are +10Reply

It's fun to go up to the deer crossing signs and put a red nose on the deer y smilie

Favvkess avatar Favvkes Yeah You Are +28Reply
@Favvkes It's fun to go up to the deer crossing signs and put a red nose on the deer

And attach a sleigh, then put a grandma face down on the bottom.

Get it? Because "Grandma got run over by a reindeer.."

Ok I'll go now.

God_the_Almightys avatar God_the_Almighty Yeah You Are +31Reply

I like to go around tearing down Christmas trees and all Christmas messages because I am part of Obama's war on Christmas.

@God_the_Almighty I like to steal presents from orphans at Christmas because I'm a douchebag.

You are a douche. Making me socially awkward AND giving me a large nose. It's like you want me to be a virgin forever!

giving "spanglish" a whole 'nother meaning

Favvkess avatar Favvkes Yeah You Are +18Reply

How would Elves read that though?
Some of them don't even know the elf-abet!
troll smilie

Kashishs avatar Kashish Yeah You Are +17Reply
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I'm trying to be favvkes for the day. wary smilie

But yes, I am (cry2)

Kashishs avatar Kashish Yeah You Are +10Reply
@Kashish I'm trying to be favvkes for the day. But yes, I am (cry2)

But even though favvkes' puns make me wanna drop kick a baby, they're relevant. Your's are just so forced and unnatural.

@Kashish (cry2) I.. I thought they were pretty good...

They're good puns by themselves, but in context they're kinda forced. The sheep one was great but the other two... It's like you brought up two topics that kinda had something to do with post just to make the pun. Which kinda hurts the pun, if that makes sense.

@Favvkes I don't know how to take this. So I'll just for good measure

I don't get a lolcat? I see how it is...
No, don't worry, if a pun makes me want to drop kick a baby, it's a very legit pun.
Of course I don't actually drop kick babies... wary smilie

I'm mexican american and I approve of this post

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I will not rest until that has made it's way around the interwebs

ASWCCs avatar ASWCC Yeah You Are +6Reply

During other times of the year, I just place an "E" in front of "Lease" and then attach a copy of the Beethoven piece.

I write For Lease Hernandez. Then I host battles to the death for all the Luis Hernandez's who want the house.

DavidSedanos avatar DavidSedano Yeah You Are +5Reply

After reading everything above, I feel like I should make a fitting pun now, but I think all of them have been used...

I can't believe I've never thought of that before!

Well, it could be the fact that I'm not Christian or that I'm not American nor Europian. Probably it's because English is my second language. But guys, what is this about? :/

Anonymous +1Reply
@Well, it could be the fact that I'm not Christian or that I'm not American nor Europian. Probably it's because...

Feliz navidad. Merry Christmas in Español. There's a song. It's a joke. For lease navidad. They're pronounced the same. So you get it yet? Do I have to keep going? For lease is a sign you put up for houses, apartments and cars. Navidad is Spanish for Christmas. Does it make sense.

By the way, lots of amiriters who got the joke aren't American, European, Christian and whose first language is not English.

KirstenAnns avatar KirstenAnn Yeah You Are +5Reply
@KirstenAnn Feliz navidad. Merry Christmas in Español. There's a song. It's a joke. For lease navidad. They're pronounced the...

yeah, I relized I didn't need to be either of those to get it.
Thank you loads, kind lady. bows

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@KirstenAnn At least get my name right if you worship me so.

Oops! I hope I have not brought enough anger upon my poor outsider soul, to shall hence suffer an eternity of un-explained POTDs that do not relate to my social background wary smilie

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@1583009

I know. That was a fail joke. :s
Anyway, thanks for kindly explaining that, and I apologize for misspelling your name.

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OFrabjousDays avatar OFrabjousDay Yeah You Are +1Reply

I like to go to foreclosure signs and write "SOMEONE'S FUCKED" on them.

I'll add this to my Christmas time shenanigans, along with reindeer humping and snowman smashing.

I felt like an idiot when I know perfect Spanish and English and wouldn't get it, then when I was googling it because I thought it was something else I realized what it was about :/

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