After the events of the movie Avatar, they met this hispanic Na'vi named Feliz. He was the father of two bluetiful children. He was lovingly referred to as "Feliz, Na'vi Dad."
They're good puns by themselves, but in context they're kinda forced. The sheep one was great but the other two... It's like you brought up two topics that kinda had something to do with post just to make the pun. Which kinda hurts the pun, if that makes sense.
I don't get a lolcat? I see how it is...
No, don't worry, if a pun makes me want to drop kick a baby, it's a very legit pun.
Of course I don't actually drop kick babies...
Well, it could be the fact that I'm not Christian or that I'm not American nor Europian. Probably it's because English is my second language. But guys, what is this about? :/
Feliz navidad. Merry Christmas in Español. There's a song. It's a joke. For lease navidad. They're pronounced the same. So you get it yet? Do I have to keep going? For lease is a sign you put up for houses, apartments and cars. Navidad is Spanish for Christmas. Does it make sense.
By the way, lots of amiriters who got the joke aren't American, European, Christian and whose first language is not English.
Oops! I hope I have not brought enough anger upon my poor outsider soul, to shall hence suffer an eternity of un-explained POTDs that do not relate to my social background
I felt like an idiot when I know perfect Spanish and English and wouldn't get it, then when I was googling it because I thought it was something else I realized what it was about :/
After the events of the movie Avatar, they met this hispanic Na'vi named Feliz. He was the father of two bluetiful children. He was lovingly referred to as "Feliz, Na'vi Dad."
I take the for sale signs, replace them with "Merry Christmas," then give away the houses for free as Christmas Presents.
So, you do celebrate Christmas. Guess that means I'm wrong. (cry2)
And guess what else.
YOU ARE ALLOWED TO EAT PORK.
Can I just stick to bacon?
bacon is pork retard.
http://ctrlv.in/52263
I'm pretty sure he was just trying to be funny.
No way! Where did you find this out! You must be a freakin' genius!
Sure, whatever floats your boat.
Well thank you.
For sheeps it's "Fleece Navidad"
For dogs, it's "Fleas Navidad"
For composers, it's "Fur Elise Navidad"
For Hispanics, it's "Feliz Navidad"
C-C-C-COMBO BREA-ALLAHDAMNIT!
How does one break a combo of combo breakers?
Yo dawg, I heard you like combo breakers...
combo-ception
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
C-C-C-COMBO BREAK-ZEUSDAMMIT!
i remember on Sesame street one time big bird was ice skating and there was a feliz navidad song playing
just thought id share that
O.o You have a great memory.
Of course she does, you made her that way
Or she had watched it not to long before she saw the post, because she also likes big fluffy birds. :)
I bet the reindeers wouldn't like this!
They'll sleigh us!
Why wouldn't they like the fact that someone wrote on a sign?
I think he really wanted to make that pun.
It was a pun...
A nice pun too, but it's irrelevant.
Yeah, that's why I tried to make it relevant :)
I don't know... IS it?
It's fun to go up to the deer crossing signs and put a red nose on the deer
And attach a sleigh, then put a grandma face down on the bottom.
Get it? Because "Grandma got run over by a reindeer.."
Ok I'll go now.
I saw that a few weeks ago. I wish I had taken a picture.
I like to go around tearing down Christmas trees and all Christmas messages because I am part of Obama's war on Christmas.
I like to steal presents from orphans at Christmas because I'm a douchebag.
You are a douche. Making me socially awkward AND giving me a large nose. It's like you want me to be a virgin forever!
Well, as long as you don't support gays in the military.
Oh hell no. That would just be too much.
giving "spanglish" a whole 'nother meaning
How would Elves read that though?
Some of them don't even know the elf-abet!
I'm trying to be favvkes for the day.
But yes, I am (cry2)
But even though favvkes' puns make me wanna drop kick a baby, they're relevant. Your's are just so forced and unnatural.
(cry2)
I.. I thought they were pretty good...
They're good puns by themselves, but in context they're kinda forced. The sheep one was great but the other two... It's like you brought up two topics that kinda had something to do with post just to make the pun. Which kinda hurts the pun, if that makes sense.
I don't know how to take this. So I'll just
for good measure
I don't get a lolcat? I see how it is...
No, don't worry, if a pun makes me want to drop kick a baby, it's a very legit pun.
Of course I don't actually drop kick babies...
I'm mexican american and I approve of this post
No Christmas is complete without the Christmas companion cube toss
（╯°□°）╯ ◡ [♥]
I will not rest until that has made it's way around the interwebs
then you should donate your bed to charity
I can't , I've already donated it to science
During other times of the year, I just place an "E" in front of "Lease" and then attach a copy of the Beethoven piece.
I write For Lease Hernandez. Then I host battles to the death for all the Luis Hernandez's who want the house.
According to Wikipedia, there are at least nine.
After reading everything above, I feel like I should make a fitting pun now, but I think all of them have been used...
I can't believe I've never thought of that before!
Well, it could be the fact that I'm not Christian or that I'm not American nor Europian. Probably it's because English is my second language. But guys, what is this about? :/
Feliz navidad. Merry Christmas in Español. There's a song. It's a joke. For lease navidad. They're pronounced the same. So you get it yet? Do I have to keep going? For lease is a sign you put up for houses, apartments and cars. Navidad is Spanish for Christmas. Does it make sense.
By the way, lots of amiriters who got the joke aren't American, European, Christian and whose first language is not English.
yeah, I relized I didn't need to be either of those to get it.
Thank you loads, kind lady. bows
At least get my name right if you worship me so.
Oops! I hope I have not brought enough anger upon my poor outsider soul, to shall hence suffer an eternity of un-explained POTDs that do not relate to my social background
I know. That was a fail joke. :s
Anyway, thanks for kindly explaining that, and I apologize for misspelling your name.
There there. I didnt get it either despite English being my first language.
I like to go to foreclosure signs and write "SOMEONE'S FUCKED" on them.
I'll add this to my Christmas time shenanigans, along with reindeer humping and snowman smashing.
I felt like an idiot when I know perfect Spanish and English and wouldn't get it, then when I was googling it because I thought it was something else I realized what it was about :/