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The reindeer don't want to do their job, they have been forced into sleighvery, amirite?

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Maybe they will sleigh their unjust master in attempt at freedom!

God_the_Almightys avatar God_the_Almighty Yeah You Are +26Reply

Run over me again and I will cut a bitch.

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Sleighvery is so wrong. The good new though is that they've been escaping through the Underground Elfroad..

Those reindeer better watch out, they better not cry
Or Santa is gonna whip their asses

Unless it's Rudolph, who desperately wanted to guide Santa's sleigh.

Caitlins avatar Caitlin Yeah You Are +11Reply
@Caitlin Unless it's Rudolph, who desperately wanted to guide Santa's sleigh.

"Santa!! Can I guide the sleigh this year??"
"WHY THE FUCK WOULD IT CHANGE RUDOLPH, IT'S THE SAME DAMN THING EVERY YEAR"
"...so is that a yes??"

@amiritesucksnow "Santa!! Can I guide the sleigh this year??" "WHY THE FUCK WOULD IT CHANGE RUDOLPH, IT'S THE SAME DAMN THING EVERY...

"..b-but I have a red nose! It will light the way!"

"DAMNIT RUDOLPH I'LL JUST TAPE A FUCKING FLASHLIGHT TO THE REINDEERS' NOSES."

God_the_Almightys avatar God_the_Almighty Yeah You Are +24Reply

Kash can do his corny reindeer puns without criticism now.

KirstenAnns avatar KirstenAnn Yeah You Are +10Reply
@KirstenAnn Kash can do his corny reindeer puns without criticism now.

5 up votes... PEOPLE RECONIZE ME OMFG IN FAMOUS.
And also, What does a reindeer do when he has an upset stomach?
He takes an elk-a-seltzer.

Which reindeer was known for his bad manners?
Rude-olph.

Why are Santa's reindeer always wet?
Because they are rain deer.

wary smilie

@Kashish 5 up votes... PEOPLE RECONIZE ME OMFG IN FAMOUS. And also, What does a reindeer do when he has an upset...

Kash, somebody already posted the first joke. But it's still punny, and you're still very super famous.

Caitlins avatar Caitlin Yeah You Are +4Reply
@Kashish Curse my laziness to not read the previous comments.

I shall teach you the ways of reading all the comments before you comment.

Caitlins avatar Caitlin Yeah You Are +2Reply

What does a reindeer do when he has an upset stomach?

He takes an elk-a-seltzer.

Hehe...

Sergs avatar Serg Yeah You Are +10Reply
@random_username What do they call a reindeer with no eyes in the south? No idear.

One day, two elderly women were crossing the street when they met the local police officer, Ed.
"My, what a lovely day," said one of the women.
"It's going to rain, stupid!" said Officer Ed. "I've never met such stupid people in my life."
"But look at the bright blue sky. There's not a cloud in sight," said the other woman.
"Read my lips, lady. It's going to rain!" shouted Officer Ed.
And sure enough, before they'd even crossed the street, dark clouds appeared in the sky and rain began to pour down. The two women had to go under a bus stop for shelter.
"That Officer Ed is extremely rude!" said one of the old women.
"Yes, dear," replied the other one. "But he knows rain."

It was this story that led to that song being made. You know that really famous one? "Rude Officer Ed knows rain, dear."

... Say that aloud fast and you'll get what I mean.

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@1589449

What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no genitalia?
Still no fucking idear!

I think I've taken that joke as far as it can go...

@BigTRex What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no genitalia? Still no fucking idear! I think I've taken that...

What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, no genitalia and on fire?
Still no flaming fucking idear.

@1589449

Jaha. I was going to post that one too, but I didn't want to make too many bad jokes.

OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH

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@1589376

Surprised you didn't comment with a cat.

I'll tell you, this pun just sleighed me.

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could you call it reindentured servitude?
...I dunno

oooh! oooooh! my turn! http://ctrlv.in/53685

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