The phrase "slept like a baby" should be replaced with "slept like a bear," because babies wake up crying every couple hours while bears hibernate for months, amirite?

+280 The phrase "slept like a baby" should be replaced with "slept like a bear," because babies wake up crying every couple hours while bears hibernate for months, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Coworker 1: "Hey man, we missed you at the meeting last month. Why didn't you show up?" Coworker 2: "Well, I just woke up from the best nap..."

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Sleeping like a bear also implies being an absolute boss, so I approve wholeheartedly.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"slept like a teenager" could work as well

by Anonymous 12 years ago