When someone tells you, "9 out of 10 forest fires are caused by humans," all you hear is, "There's a bear out there who knows how to use matches.", amirite?

+80 When someone tells you, "9 out of 10 forest fires are caused by humans," all you hear is, "There's a bear out there who knows how to use matches.", amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Smokey has got us all fooled.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Because the only forest fires that happen are the ones that start from matches.

by Anonymous 11 years ago