every time i wipe, i get poop on my hand, amirite?

I used to have this problem, then I started using toilet paper

you're doing it wrong.

good work mate, keep going. remember to lick your hand after that

...says Poophand. ahahahahaha that's classic.

im quite concerned for the 59 people who agreed haha

You're doing it wrong.

I don't think you're trying hard enough.

LOLOLOL lets shake hands?

Use toilet paper, not your hand...

That's pretty fucking gross bro

It's called co-ordination buddy

Yes, toilet paper IS there for a reason. Next time, you shouls use it. It really isn't that hard!

How the fuck would I know about your wiping skills?

HAHAHAHA oh man, I can't breath. funniest post on this site.

lolz

hahaha wtf

maybe you should start to use more toilet paper then, that might help!! haha

You must have issues o.O

ROFaiL.. i never thought anyone would have this problem..

Well, it's actually cleaner to use your hand, along with flowing water. 'Wiping' doesn't really clean anything.

During the later Tang Dynasty (618–907 AD) a Muslim traveler to China in the year 851 AD remarked:
"They (the Chinese) are not careful about cleanliness, and they do not wash themselves with water when they have done their necessities; but they only wipe themselves with paper."

someone need to be potty trained

This is funny

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLL

Gross, you need help

ooooooh use toilet paper thanks for the advice. you dont think ive tried that!?

omg-facts.com is better.