every time i wipe, i get poop on my hand, amirite?

LOLOLOL lets shake hands?

by Anonymous 15 years ago

HAHAHAHA oh man, I can't breath. funniest post on this site.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

I used to have this problem, then I started using toilet paper

by Anonymous 15 years ago

ahahahhahahahhahahahhahahhahahah! im crying that is so funny

by Anonymous 15 years ago

lolz

by Anonymous 15 years ago

I don't think you're trying hard enough.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Use toilet paper, not your hand...

by Anonymous 15 years ago

you're doing it wrong.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

ooooooh use toilet paper thanks for the advice. you dont think ive tried that!?

by Anonymous 15 years ago

good work mate, keep going. remember to lick your hand after that

by Anonymous 15 years ago

hahaha wtf

by Anonymous 15 years ago

maybe you should start to use more toilet paper then, that might help!! haha

by Anonymous 15 years ago

im quite concerned for the 59 people who agreed haha

by Anonymous 15 years ago

You must have issues o.O

by Anonymous 15 years ago

That's pretty fucking gross bro

by Anonymous 15 years ago

You're doing it wrong.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

by Anonymous 15 years ago

ROFaiL.. i never thought anyone would have this problem..

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Well, it's actually cleaner to use your hand, along with flowing water. 'Wiping' doesn't really clean anything. During the later Tang Dynasty (618–907 AD) a Muslim traveler to China in the year 851 AD remarked: "They (the Chinese) are not careful about cleanliness, and they do not wash themselves with water when they have done their necessities; but they only wipe themselves with paper."

by Anonymous 15 years ago

i'd prefer poop on toliet paper than on my hands

by Anonymous 15 years ago

you don't get poop on your hands if you do it the right way

water is the superior method to cleaning yourself

by Anonymous 11 years ago

It's called co-ordination buddy

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Yes, toilet paper IS there for a reason. Next time, you shouls use it. It really isn't that hard!

by Anonymous 15 years ago

...says Poophand. ahahahahaha that's classic.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

someone need to be potty trained

by Anonymous 14 years ago

omg-facts.com is better.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

How the fuck would I know about your wiping skills?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

This is funny

by Anonymous 14 years ago

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLL

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Gross, you need help

by Anonymous 9 years ago