+148 As a predator how would you even go about killing a giraffe? amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Run up to it Mangle it 's ankles so it falls over Salivate over then enjoy it's delicious, nutritious insides yum

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's so tall. Wouldn't it see you from a distance? XD

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Tallness can work to its disadvantage by making it a slow, awkward runner.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Giraffes are very fast.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'll admit i know very little about giraffes, but what about in comparison to their predators? I'm thinking theyd be faster with shorter necks.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://ctrlv.in/116949

by Anonymous 12 years ago

What did you search to get that picture? d

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Personal photograph from my safari.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You stare at it till it drops

by Anonymous 12 years ago

And then you stare some more cause what kind of bastard eats a giraffe?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Snap it's neck

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It's kind of like cutting down a tree really

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I've seen a video of lions killing a giraffe - it's probably still on youtube. I seem to remember they go for the lower part of the neck, and it definitely takes more than one lion. They kind of jump at it, claw it, try to bite its neck, claw at it etc..make it bleed a bit to weaken it. It's f**kin brutal to watch, but could answer the OPs question.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You scare it. Then throw poop at it, hoping it'll run into a tree while it turns around to run away from the vile smell of poop. then you eat it with the poop on it.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

A giraffecankill a lion with one kick. Id just not go for said giraffes.

by Anonymous 12 years ago