If you want to scare off potential burglars just put pictures on the wall of you with a tiger and put a giant cage somewhere close by, amirite?

+280 If you want to scare off potential burglars just put pictures on the wall of you with a tiger and put a giant cage somewhere close by, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Or better yet, a bunch of pictures of you with Edward Cullen and leave a large pile of glitter close by.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

But remember to keep the cage door open

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Because you can totally just go get a tiger and take a picture with it.

by Anonymous 12 years ago