It would suck if Santa Claus really didn't exist and it was just our parents putting gifts under the tree every year, amirite?

+910 It would suck if Santa Claus really didn't exist and it was just our parents putting gifts under the tree every year, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

But what are the odds of that, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Man that would suck. But I know my Parents would never lie to me!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

He's definitely real. I sat on his lap at the mall! http://ctrlv.in/53923 That's legit right there.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Thank goodness we all know that's untrue

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Of course he is! Who else would put presents under the tree saying "From: Santa"?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Exactly, that would be forgery if our parents signed Santa's name!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

They could get in a lot of legal trouble for that.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's always weird how he has our parents handwriting though

And that he uses fedex

What a nice guy, he must be trying to give credit to our parents... that Santa is a Saint :')

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well they didn't call him Saint Nicholas for nothing!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

There ya go

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My friends and I have this long standing private joke thing where they all pretend Santa is fake. They get so into it, too. They all look so serious and I'm struggling to not laugh.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You have some really horrible friends. I would suggest you find some new ones.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Why is this under "Jokes"?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

How can Santa not be real? Last year, I asked for the sexiest person on the planet. How in the world could my parents fit me into a box and put me under the tree without waking me up?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's like saying the Easter Bunny doesn't exist and the Tooth fairy is imaginary. Like that's our parents too? Psh.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

How could parents possibly fly all over the world in one night? Don't be silly.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Also, how could the ENTIRE world keep that a secret?! Everybody knows who Santa is...so if he was fake, props to the person who fooled the whole planet.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

POTD worthy.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You have won.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I mean when I lay out the milk and cookies I write "For Santa" on a piece of paper. So who else could be eating them? No one else is allowed to because they're not Santa.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

My parents would never lie to me! Lies and slander

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I mean I give my parents a list of things I want!!! They clearly send it to Santa!!! I mean, they wouldn't just SAY they would send it to Santa and then keep it to themselves! That's selfish!! Pshhhh

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Not many comments on potd

by Anonymous 12 years ago