My friends and I have this long standing private joke thing where they all pretend Santa is fake. They get so into it, too. They all look so serious and I'm struggling to not laugh.
Also, how could the ENTIRE world keep that a secret?! Everybody knows who Santa is...so if he was fake, props to the person who fooled the whole planet.
I mean when I lay out the milk and cookies I write "For Santa" on a piece of paper. So who else could be eating them? No one else is allowed to because they're not Santa.
I mean I give my parents a list of things I want!!! They clearly send it to Santa!!! I mean, they wouldn't just SAY they would send it to Santa and then keep it to themselves! That's selfish!! Pshhhh
How can Santa not be real? Last year, I asked for the sexiest person on the planet. How in the world could my parents fit me into a box and put me under the tree without waking me up?
My friends and I have this long standing private joke thing where they all pretend Santa is fake. They get so into it, too. They all look so serious and I'm struggling to not laugh.
You have some really horrible friends. I would suggest you find some new ones.
But what are the odds of that, amirite?
How could parents possibly fly all over the world in one night? Don't be silly.
Why is this under "Jokes"?
Man that would suck. But I know my Parents would never lie to me!
He's definitely real. I sat on his lap at the mall! http://ctrlv.in/53923 That's legit right there.
Thank goodness we all know that's untrue
That's like saying the Easter Bunny doesn't exist and the Tooth fairy is imaginary. Like that's our parents too? Psh.
Also, how could the ENTIRE world keep that a secret?! Everybody knows who Santa is...so if he was fake, props to the person who fooled the whole planet.
POTD worthy.
You have won.
Of course he is! Who else would put presents under the tree saying "From: Santa"?
It's always weird how he has our parents handwriting though
And that he uses fedex
What a nice guy, he must be trying to give credit to our parents... that Santa is a Saint :')
Well they didn't call him Saint Nicholas for nothing!
There ya go
Exactly, that would be forgery if our parents signed Santa's name!
They could get in a lot of legal trouble for that.
I mean when I lay out the milk and cookies I write "For Santa" on a piece of paper. So who else could be eating them? No one else is allowed to because they're not Santa.
My parents would never lie to me! Lies and slander
I mean I give my parents a list of things I want!!! They clearly send it to Santa!!! I mean, they wouldn't just SAY they would send it to Santa and then keep it to themselves! That's selfish!! Pshhhh
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How can Santa not be real? Last year, I asked for the sexiest person on the planet. How in the world could my parents fit me into a box and put me under the tree without waking me up?