When an officer says, "How high are you?" the proper response is, "No, officer. It's hi, how are you?", amirite?

Tried that last night, then I realised he said drunk....didn't go over so well

Good in theory, but the phrase may not come out as desired when indeed high.

Yeah, I tried this once and I accidentally said "No, doctor, it's high, are you high?

So unoriginal, seen it on at least 3 other sites.