+784 When an officer says, "How high are you?" the proper response is, "No, officer. It's hi, how are you?", amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Tried that last night, then I realised he said drunk....didn't go over so well

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Good in theory, but the phrase may not come out as desired when indeed high.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah, I tried this once and I accidentally said "No, doctor, it's high, are you high?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

So unoriginal, seen it on at least 3 other sites.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I hope you step on a bunch of legos then, because i don't care

by Anonymous 13 years ago