+684 If aliens were to arrive on Earth around Christmas time, they'd think we worshipped pine trees, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And that we have some quite garish home decor.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Because we cut them down, leave them on life support for a few weeks, then throw them out to die?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

More like because there's one in so many people's houses....

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or a fat guy in red who can fly.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Fall to your knees and pray to the great Evergreen.

by Anonymous 13 years ago