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Your body already does this, just not in English. If you eat crap, you're gonna feel like crap.
I feel awesome! Then I feel sad. Then I eat again and feel awesome! :D
What; no
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People with a high metabolism's stomachs: "WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST GIVE ME?! THAT IS SO DISGUSTING YOU-- never mind. It's gone".
That would get awkward if you were on a date..
"Don't you dare kiss him! You know what you had for lunch! No one wants to kiss someone with onion breath!"
Onion or garlic both ruin a kiss - unless you both eat the same food.
"Yay!! More food!! ...oh. wow. It's just semen again, false alarm."
It would suck if you're stomach was a douche:
You: Okay, I got a hot date, cant mess up... I'm just gonna eat a salad, my stomach wont be mad if I eat a salad…..
Stomach: HE'S CHEATING ON YOU!
You: What the hell man?! I ate a salad, isn't that good?
Stomach: Yeah, but you're just a little bitch.
But what if your stomach is like "OOOH cake! EAT THAT!"
"Is that homemade cooking over there? GO GET IT!"
that would suck, because it's like you have a defective stomach
"CARROTS? FUCK DAT SHIT DAWG, GO EAT A CARROT CAKE"
Nah bro, my stomach says, "If were eating cake FUCK THE CARROTS ALL TOGETHER, GET THE CHOCOLATE!"
eat ALLL the chocolate!
Fast food restaurants will have a hard time getting business. "PUT DOWN THE GODDAMN CHIPS AND GO EAT A REAL POTATO!"
Well there goes your sex life.
"DON'T YOU DARE SWALLOW, YOU NO GOOD WHORE! I'M FOR FOOD, NOT SEMEN, YOU TRASHY SLUT!"
I was going to comment the same thing and then I saw your comment... -__-
What if a woman got pregnant? O.o
"What the fuck did you do!? Eat a baby!?
Learn to biology.
The ironic part is that I'm taking 4 and a half hours of biology this semester
As in four and a half hours a day? A week? Or For the whole semester?
A day haha
Okay got it! At first I though just for the semester and I was quite confused. It's all good now
But the semester just started so I haven't had that class yet. And btw, I know babies aren't in the stomach I just said it for the sake of the joke
Oh I know, I got the joke hahaha
oh ya now i get it too
(secretly continuing the awkwardness of this mini comment convo...
Biology is a verb?
Learn to grammar
Learn to internets.
Apparently.
One time I was making dinner and I made my husband some fried squash and I was gonna eat that with dinner but I decided to have salad instead so I would save some calories and be healthier.
There was a spider crushed up and dead in the salad and I had just taken a bit when I saw it. So my jaw dropped open and all my food came out of my mouth and I was afraid to eat for a couple days cuz I didn't wanna run into another spider in my food.
The moral of the story: SALAD CAN GO FUCK ITSELF. I fucking hate salad now... Trying to poison innocent people. DO NOT EAT SALAD. It wants to kill you.
tl;dr
If you don't like to read, what are you doing here? Besides reading, this site provides one other function. And there's easier ways of seeing cats other then Favvkes.
1) meh, just wasn't interested in the story
2) LOL!
You weren't interested in a story you didn't read? -.-
tl;dr
If this happened My stomach better shut the fuck up when I eat my nutella or there's going to be issues
Stomach talking to a kindergartner: "DON'T YOU DARE EAT THAT GLUE. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW GROSS THAT IS? NOW YOU PUT THAT GLUE DOWN OR I'LL GET SOMEONE TO CUT YOU... IN LINE!"
If my stomach ever sass talked me I'd just swallow straight brine. That oughta learn it.
Your own loss. Brine tastes terrible. I would know.
Yeah that was just my attempt at humor, but as it so happens I love pickle brine.
"That oughta learn it."
Lol. I imagined you as a redneck guy in a red flannel shirt...
I'd eat lots of ice cream and drink milk. Tongue would thank me, stomach not so much.
I just see people bending over and talking to their stomachs making some game plan as to how to attack the buffet...
What of it developed a mind of its own? "Cake? Oh I don't care anyway. I'm just your stomach, I'm not important." - Fat peoples stomachs
Nah. Stomachs with low self-esteem.
http://ctrlv.in/56179
But instead, we'd hear something along the lines of "Feed me bitch!!"
You better get Pooh some food, because a rumbly in his tumbly is serious chiz.
Ha, I just imagined my tummy speaking through my belly button! XD
Vegetable chips?
Anorexic stomach: You better not eat that you fatass.
Bulimic stomach: You could eat that, but you better throw it back up.
There should be a meme that's a stomach with the scumbag steve hat on
YES. DO IT.
Did anyone think of the stomach from Evil Con Carne?
Just what we all need--verbally abusive stomachs.
Here in the Netherlands is a advertising spot that the stomach commented on what you ate
Stomach: What?! Why are you eating that?? Fatass!!!
Me: NO YOU'RE THE FATASS!...Wait.
Man black people have got it down. Eat some fried chicken and it'll get all pissed off, so then they bring out the watermelon and it's all happy again.
Everybody wins!
(except for the chicken)