+1,228 You would be much more inclined to eat healthy if your stomach spoke. Like if you ate a salad for dinner you would hear, "Thanks buddy! Have a great day!". But if you ate chips and crap, you would constantly be annoyed hearing "WHAT THE HELL? You're such a fatass!". It would be good encouragment, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That would get awkward if you were on a date..

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Don't you dare kiss him! You know what you had for lunch! No one wants to kiss someone with onion breath!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Onion or garlic both ruin a kiss - unless you both eat the same food.

by Anonymous 6 years ago

It would suck if you're stomach was a douche: You: Okay, I got a hot date, cant mess up... I'm just gonna eat a salad, my stomach wont be mad if I eat a salad….. Stomach: HE'S CHEATING ON YOU! You: What the hell man?! I ate a salad, isn't that good? Stomach: Yeah, but you're just a little bitch.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Yay!! More food!! ...oh. wow. It's just semen again, false alarm."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

But what if your stomach is like "OOOH cake! EAT THAT!" "Is that homemade cooking over there? GO GET IT!" that would suck, because it's like you have a defective stomach

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"CARROTS? FUCK DAT SHIT DAWG, GO EAT A CARROT CAKE"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Nah bro, my stomach says, "If were eating cake FUCK THE CARROTS ALL TOGETHER, GET THE CHOCOLATE!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

eat ALLL the chocolate!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well there goes your sex life.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"DON'T YOU DARE SWALLOW, YOU NO GOOD WHORE! I'M FOR FOOD, NOT SEMEN, YOU TRASHY SLUT!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I was going to comment the same thing and then I saw your comment... -__-

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Your body already does this, just not in English. If you eat crap, you're gonna feel like crap.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What; no troll?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I feel awesome! Then I feel sad. Then I eat again and feel awesome! :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What if a woman got pregnant? O.o "What the fuck did you do!? Eat a baby!?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Learn to biology.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The ironic part is that I'm taking 4 and a half hours of biology this semester

by Anonymous 13 years ago

As in four and a half hours a day? A week? Or For the whole semester?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

A day haha

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Okay got it! At first I though just for the semester and I was quite confused. It's all good now

by Anonymous 13 years ago

But the semester just started so I haven't had that class yet. And btw, I know babies aren't in the stomach I just said it for the sake of the joke

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh I know, I got the joke hahaha

by Anonymous 13 years ago

oh ya now i get it too (secretly continuing the awkwardness of this mini comment convo...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Biology is a verb?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Apparently.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Learn to grammar

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Learn to internets.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What of it developed a mind of its own? "Cake? Oh I don't care anyway. I'm just your stomach, I'm not important." - Fat peoples stomachs

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Nah. Stomachs with low self-esteem.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Fast food restaurants will have a hard time getting business. "PUT DOWN THE GODDAMN CHIPS AND GO EAT A REAL POTATO!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://ctrlv.in/56179

by Anonymous 13 years ago

But instead, we'd hear something along the lines of "Feed me bitch!!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You better get Pooh some food, because a rumbly in his tumbly is serious chiz.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Did anyone think of the stomach from //Evil Con Carne//?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If my stomach ever sass talked me I'd just swallow straight brine. That oughta learn it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Your own loss. Brine tastes terrible. I would know.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah that was just my attempt at humor, but as it so happens I love pickle brine.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"That oughta learn it." Lol. I imagined you as a redneck guy in a red flannel shirt...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'd eat lots of ice cream and drink milk. Tongue would thank me, stomach not so much.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Vegetable chips?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

One time I was making dinner and I made my husband some fried squash and I was gonna eat that with dinner but I decided to have salad instead so I would save some calories and be healthier. There was a spider crushed up and dead in the salad and I had just taken a bit when I saw it. So my jaw dropped open and all my food came out of my mouth and I was afraid to eat for a couple days cuz I didn't wanna run into another spider in my food. The moral of the story: SALAD CAN GO FUCK ITSELF. I fucking hate salad now... Trying to poison innocent people. DO NOT EAT SALAD. It wants to kill you.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

tl;dr

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If you don't like to read, what are you doing here? Besides reading, this site provides one other function. And there's easier ways of seeing cats other then Favvkes.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

1) meh, just wasn't interested in the story 2) LOL!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

tl;dr

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You weren't interested in a story you didn't read? -.-

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If this happened My stomach better shut the fuck up when I eat my nutella or there's going to be issues d

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I just see people bending over and talking to their stomachs making some game plan as to how to attack the buffet...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

People with a high metabolism's stomachs: "WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST GIVE ME?! THAT IS SO DISGUSTING YOU-- never mind. It's gone".

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Just what we all need--verbally abusive stomachs.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Stomach talking to a kindergartner: "DON'T YOU DARE EAT THAT GLUE. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW GROSS THAT IS? NOW YOU PUT THAT GLUE DOWN OR I'LL GET SOMEONE TO CUT YOU... IN LINE!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Man black people have got it down. Eat some fried chicken and it'll get all pissed off, so then they bring out the watermelon and it's all happy again. Everybody wins! (except for the chicken)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Here in the Netherlands is a advertising spot that the stomach commented on what you ate hehe

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Anorexic stomach: You better not eat that you fatass. Bulimic stomach: You could eat that, but you better throw it back up.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

There should be a meme that's a stomach with the scumbag steve hat on

by Anonymous 13 years ago

YES. DO IT.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Stomach: What?! Why are you eating that?? Fatass!!! Me: NO YOU'RE THE FATASS!...Wait.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ha, I just imagined my tummy speaking through my belly button! XD

by Anonymous 13 years ago

frown

by Anonymous 6 years ago