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You would be much more inclined to eat healthy if your stomach spoke. Like if you ate a salad for dinner you would hear, "Thanks buddy! Have a great day!". But if you ate chips and crap, you would constantly be annoyed hearing "WHAT THE HELL? You're such a fatass!". It would be good encouragment, amirite?

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Your body already does this, just not in English. If you eat crap, you're gonna feel like crap.

Favvkess avatar Favvkes Yeah You Are +39Reply

This would mean I could no longer eat snacks behind the teacher's back in class. ._.

Whackas avatar Whacka Yeah You Are +33Reply

People with a high metabolism's stomachs: "WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST GIVE ME?! THAT IS SO DISGUSTING YOU-- never mind. It's gone".

Brettward95s avatar Brettward95 Yeah You Are +31Reply

That would get awkward if you were on a date..

Eminnas avatar Eminna Yeah You Are +27Reply
@Eminna That would get awkward if you were on a date..

"Don't you dare kiss him! You know what you had for lunch! No one wants to kiss someone with onion breath!"

PartyPats avatar PartyPat Yeah You Are +39Reply
@Eminna That would get awkward if you were on a date..

"Yay!! More food!! ...oh. wow. It's just semen again, false alarm."

@Eminna That would get awkward if you were on a date..

It would suck if you're stomach was a douche:

You: Okay, I got a hot date, cant mess up... I'm just gonna eat a salad, my stomach wont be mad if I eat a salad…..
Stomach: HE'S CHEATING ON YOU!
You: What the hell man?! I ate a salad, isn't that good?
Stomach: Yeah, but you're just a little bitch.

But what if your stomach is like "OOOH cake! EAT THAT!"
"Is that homemade cooking over there? GO GET IT!"
that would suck, because it's like you have a defective stomach

SkylarOctaviouss avatar SkylarOctavious Yeah You Are +27Reply

Fast food restaurants will have a hard time getting business. "PUT DOWN THE GODDAMN CHIPS AND GO EAT A REAL POTATO!"

mashs avatar mash Yeah You Are +26Reply

Well there goes your sex life.

L_Stylzs avatar L_Stylz Yeah You Are +23Reply
@L_Stylz Well there goes your sex life.

"DON'T YOU DARE SWALLOW, YOU NO GOOD WHORE! I'M FOR FOOD, NOT SEMEN, YOU TRASHY SLUT!"

What if a woman got pregnant? O.o
"What the fuck did you do!? Eat a baby!?

@MartellusBoss Learn to biology.

The ironic part is that I'm taking 4 and a half hours of biology this semester

@DavidSedano The ironic part is that I'm taking 4 and a half hours of biology this semester

As in four and a half hours a day? A week? Or For the whole semester?

PartyPats avatar PartyPat Yeah You Are +12Reply
@DavidSedano A day haha

Okay got it! At first I though just for the semester and I was quite confused. It's all good now

PartyPats avatar PartyPat Yeah You Are +1Reply
@PartyPat Okay got it! At first I though just for the semester and I was quite confused. It's all good now

But the semester just started so I haven't had that class yet. And btw, I know babies aren't in the stomach I just said it for the sake of the joke

@PartyPat Oh I know, I got the joke hahaha

oh ya now i get it too

(secretly continuing the awkwardness of this mini comment convo...

Anonymous -2Reply

One time I was making dinner and I made my husband some fried squash and I was gonna eat that with dinner but I decided to have salad instead so I would save some calories and be healthier.

There was a spider crushed up and dead in the salad and I had just taken a bit when I saw it. So my jaw dropped open and all my food came out of my mouth and I was afraid to eat for a couple days cuz I didn't wanna run into another spider in my food.

The moral of the story: SALAD CAN GO FUCK ITSELF. I fucking hate salad now... Trying to poison innocent people. DO NOT EAT SALAD. It wants to kill you.

@krispykracker tl;dr

If you don't like to read, what are you doing here? Besides reading, this site provides one other function. And there's easier ways of seeing cats other then Favvkes.

Anonymous +11Reply

If this happened My stomach better shut the fuck up when I eat my nutella or there's going to be issues d smilie

Stomach talking to a kindergartner: "DON'T YOU DARE EAT THAT GLUE. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW GROSS THAT IS? NOW YOU PUT THAT GLUE DOWN OR I'LL GET SOMEONE TO CUT YOU... IN LINE!"

Clementiness avatar Clementines Yeah You Are +15Reply

If my stomach ever sass talked me I'd just swallow straight brine. That oughta learn it.

Cuban_Bs avatar Cuban_B Yeah You Are +14Reply
@Your own loss. Brine tastes terrible. I would know.

Yeah that was just my attempt at humor, but as it so happens I love pickle brine.

Cuban_Bs avatar Cuban_B Yeah You Are +5Reply
@Cuban_B If my stomach ever sass talked me I'd just swallow straight brine. That oughta learn it.

"That oughta learn it."

Lol. I imagined you as a redneck guy in a red flannel shirt...

@Cuban_B If my stomach ever sass talked me I'd just swallow straight brine. That oughta learn it.

I'd eat lots of ice cream and drink milk. Tongue would thank me, stomach not so much.

Anonymous 0Reply

I just see people bending over and talking to their stomachs making some game plan as to how to attack the buffet...

OFWGKTAs avatar OFWGKTA Yeah You Are +14Reply

What of it developed a mind of its own? "Cake? Oh I don't care anyway. I'm just your stomach, I'm not important." - Fat peoples stomachs

Handsys avatar Handsy Yeah You Are +11Reply
@Favvkes http://ctrlv.in/56179

But instead, we'd hear something along the lines of "Feed me bitch!!"

PartyPats avatar PartyPat Yeah You Are +19Reply
@Favvkes http://ctrlv.in/56179

You better get Pooh some food, because a rumbly in his tumbly is serious chiz.

Ha, I just imagined my tummy speaking through my belly button! XD

Vegetable chips?

Anonymous +3Reply

Anorexic stomach: You better not eat that you fatass.
Bulimic stomach: You could eat that, but you better throw it back up.

There should be a meme that's a stomach with the scumbag steve hat on

Anonymous +3Reply

Did anyone think of the stomach from Evil Con Carne?

Shadis avatar Shadi Yeah You Are +2Reply

Just what we all need--verbally abusive stomachs.

Pun_Coons avatar Pun_Coon Yeah You Are +2Reply

Here in the Netherlands is a advertising spot that the stomach commented on what you ate hehe smilie

Annieeekks avatar Annieeekk Yeah You Are 0Reply

Stomach: What?! Why are you eating that?? Fatass!!!

Me: NO YOU'RE THE FATASS!...Wait.

Man black people have got it down. Eat some fried chicken and it'll get all pissed off, so then they bring out the watermelon and it's all happy again.
Everybody wins!
(except for the chicken)

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