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The more sad I am, the more I masturbate. So far I've masturbated 5 times today; that's pretty depressing, amirite?

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Sounds like a pretty good day to me.

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So you get depressed when you masturbate. And when you're depressed you masturbate.
How will this cycle end?

jesus... the most i've ever done is 4. .. ... .... well done!

did you only post this to brag?

My last two (three now) comments have been about masturbation.

Maybe soon you can be the worlds greatest at masturbation?

@aminotwrong He puts the master in masturbate.

If you owned slaves and your last name was Bates, they'd have to call you Master Bates. LOLOLOL

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@Inmate_24601 If you owned slaves and your last name was Bates, they'd have to call you Master Bates. LOLOLOL

I know a guy with the last name bates so when I see him I always say "hi mister bates"

Not really the same thing but it still makes me laugh

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