+213 The more sad I am, the more I masturbate. So far I've masturbated 5 times today; that's pretty depressing, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Sounds like a pretty good day to me.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

So you get depressed when you masturbate. And when you're depressed you masturbate. How will this cycle end?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

have sex with someone? Or would this just make the cycle longer.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My last two (three now) comments have been about masturbation.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Maybe soon you can be the worlds greatest at masturbation?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

He puts the master in masturbate.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If you owned slaves and your last name was Bates, they'd have to call you Master Bates. LOLOLOL

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I know a guy with the last name bates so when I see him I always say "hi mister bates" Not really the same thing but it still makes me laugh

by Anonymous 13 years ago

jesus... the most i've ever done is 4. .. ... .... well done!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Why so many dots? You only need three

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Its the fuckin ShamWowGuy back off

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Riiiight...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Just sayin

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Don't give a fuck :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ya better start

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You're such a turd. :P I'm not going to start giving a fuck about a 17 year old kid I don't even know. Lol Look I was only a suggestion. Chill out please.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

*it*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I see what you did there

by Anonymous 13 years ago

did you only post this to brag?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

TMI dude

by Anonymous 13 years ago