If you have to tell your dad something that he might not wanna hear, just turn on a football game (or any other sport they like). It's guaranteed that he won't hear you, Amirite?

+163 If you have to tell your dad something that he might not wanna hear, just turn on a football game (or any other sport they like). It's guaranteed that he won't hear you, Amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Dad, I'm pregnant.." "YESS TOUCHDOWN!!..sorry, what were you saying?"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"dad, I'm running away to Nepal to marry the guy I've been skype sexing for 2 months...and I took the money for plane tickets out of your bank account." Turn on that football, he'll never notice a thing.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You might as well just not tell him...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'd have to turn on the history channel for my dad.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This doesn't work for the dads who don't watch sports...

by Anonymous 13 years ago