+280 You never actually read the newspaper when taking a crap, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

But I do whistle obnoxiously.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

plus, reading a newspaper whilst in the litter box does not have the same effect as sitting on the toilet.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

My dad does though...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I read random shampoo bottles and stuff that are lying around :)

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I read amirite

by Anonymous 12 years ago