-271 Women shouldnt complain about childbirth. Men shove millions of children through a MUCH smaller hole, usually on a daily basis. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I have never shoved a child through any kind of hole. You are a terrible and despicable "human being," a fact that is only backed up by the fact you call yourself The Sham Wow Guy.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

He is talking about sperm

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh. In that case, calling himself The Sham Wow Guy is the only reason. Thank you for the correction.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That part is true and no problem

by Anonymous 13 years ago

this is the stupidest fucking post i have ever seen in my entire life and someone should kick this boy in his tiny little cock.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

how is this stupid?... its completely true!! Women have NO right to complain about "painful" childbirth.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I... I don't even know what to say. I know you're a troll but this is ridiculous

by Anonymous 13 years ago

haha that's what makes it a good troll!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

....What?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm pretty sure sperm doesn't hurt when it comes out. I know for a fact that childbirth does (though I've never experienced it).

by Anonymous 13 years ago

then how do you know for a fact? Also, how do you know that sperm doesn't hurt when it comes out? Those are some pretty big statements with no back-up proof

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ask any mother & they will tell you it hurts. Also, why else would they scream when delivering a baby?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

it could be for the same reason that most of them scream during sex. They fake it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeaaaah I don't think they are but whatever. & I don't know for a fact sperm doesn't hurt when it comes out. I said I was pretty sure. There's a difference

by Anonymous 13 years ago

if they fake it, you are probably not good and therefore your point is irrelevant.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

They only fake screaming during sex when they're with you.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If it hurt to ejaculate why would any guy masturbate?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Because it HURTS SO GOOD.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

this ^

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Technically, sperm aren't children until they've been fertilized with an egg. Right?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

true... i should have said "potential children" ... Then the post would be right

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Children, didn't your parents tell you not to feed the troll?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Successful troll is successful.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

*takes a bow*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Every time I see a troll so well fed, I die a little inside.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

troll

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Guys just chill out its a joke.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Does the hole have to stretch? Are they not the smallest cells in the human body, thuus effectively liquid? I get the joke, but wtf

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If you get the joke then why the WTF? Clearly, I was kiddiing

by Anonymous 13 years ago