If gay men were allowed in the army back in WWII, Saving Private Ryan would be a lot shorter because there is no way it would take 3 hours for a group of gay men to find Matt Damon. amirite?

+513 If gay men were allowed in the army back in WWII, Saving Private Ryan would be a lot shorter because there is no way it would take 3 hours for a group of gay men to find Matt Damon. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Imagine the sassy feminine ones in combat. "Aww hell no, girl! You ain't gonna shoot me, I am fab! Besides, this Chanel outfit is sooooo not meant for a beaten and dead look."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Not to mention using glitter instead of weapons

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Powerful weapon: Stalleto heels.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Matt Damon would be my man crush if I were a guy.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Woohoooo~ Adam Hills!

by Anonymous 13 years ago