Once I put as my facebook status "What should I put on my vanity plates when I get a car?" and after some suggestions one of my sisters middle school friends said "don't do it! You'll regret it when your older!" like it was a tattoo or something I couldn't change. I literally couldn't say anything because I thought I was being trolled.
Every single time there is a Republican presidential debate.
And my health class. 90% of the class is convinced that pot and other drugs are "no big deal" and that the administration is out to get them. I spend the entire class alternating between horror and laughing uncontrollably.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thatcher_effect ^See that?
Our Psychology teacher was showing us a few examples, and when she turned the altered photo back upright, a girl in the class went, "THAT'S WHAT HE ACTUALLY LOOKS LIKE?!"
One girl was walking around with just the top of a flower. "If I put this in my locker, will it die because there's no sun?" "Kelsea, it's already dying because you cut it off the stem." "WHAT!? I didn't know it was DEAD! . . . But wait. If I put it in my locker, it'll, like, wilt, right?"
Half of my history class was convinced that Japan was in China and that Asia was just a country.
My friend couldn't figure out what continents made up Eurasia. He got it wrong the second time, too.
...Which just makes them feel like they outsmarted you
Once, a kid in my Biology class asked if infertility was genetic.
haha this one's my favorite XD
Countless times. And it's all thanks to Rick Perry.
"Pluto isn't a planet anymore because they found out that it's a star."
Once I put as my facebook status "What should I put on my vanity plates when I get a car?" and after some suggestions one of my sisters middle school friends said "don't do it! You'll regret it when your older!" like it was a tattoo or something I couldn't change. I literally couldn't say anything because I thought I was being trolled.
Why do you have your sisters middle school friends as your friends on Facebook? ...oh wait. I see
Pedo_Cat
A girl in my Biology class last year asked if cancer was bad for you.
Today, my friend said "I thought Philadelphia was a state..?" -__-
I'm ashamed I actually had to think about whether it is or not...
lol..
"It sure is cold outside. Global warming my ass!" This was in November when it was 55°F outside in Texas.
to be technical - global climate change.
Every single time there is a Republican presidential debate.
And my health class. 90% of the class is convinced that pot and other drugs are "no big deal" and that the administration is out to get them. I spend the entire class alternating between horror and laughing uncontrollably.
bahaha, that sounds AWFULLY familiar to MY health class experiences.
One kid's New Year's resolution: I'm going to take a break from smoking pot. Probably not all year, but at least for a little while.
Oh dear....
Well I'm glad they at least have some motivation in their life. Bahaha
"Mexico is in Europe right?"
Wat.
I'd be like others and give examples, but there are too many times -.-
Are there molecules in cardboard?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thatcher_effect
^See that?
Our Psychology teacher was showing us a few examples, and when she turned the altered photo back upright, a girl in the class went, "THAT'S WHAT HE ACTUALLY LOOKS LIKE?!"
My cousin asked me how Disney was still making movies since Walt died.
Last year, this girl asked "WTF IS THAT?" to a bracket on the board. My teacher literally facepalmed.
One of my teachers: there is no gravity on the moon. -__-
usually i say something stupid, then i become speechless
A girl in my geoglogy class just asked if the world was gonna split in half because of plate tectonics and fault lines...
When I was a freshman, my friend asked me what a verb was. he was serious.
One girl was walking around with just the top of a flower. "If I put this in my locker, will it die because there's no sun?" "Kelsea, it's already dying because you cut it off the stem." "WHAT!? I didn't know it was DEAD! . . . But wait. If I put it in my locker, it'll, like, wilt, right?"
Half of my history class was convinced that Japan was in China and that Asia was just a country.
My friend couldn't figure out what continents made up Eurasia. He got it wrong the second time, too.
YEA that happened today to me
also, when i said i had a friend who lives in canada he asked "You know how to speak Canadian?'