+1,094 They should make a realistic version of Call of Duty. For example: when you get shot in the leg, sorry bitch but you're limping for the rest of the round. Or being in the presence of too many AC130s would impair your hearing, so the game would go mute.And eventually, after beating Campaign Mode, you get Post Traumatic Stress Syndrome. Then, when you come home after your tour, your wife is banging your neighbor, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This is POTD worthy. y

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Psychic!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's super effective!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No HUD, no map, friendly fire always on, and no reloading until you shoot every single bullet in a magazine.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You should be able to reload anytime, but you waste all of the bullets from that magazine.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And 90% of the campaign is vehicle and equipment maintenance.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ahh does no one else notice that everyone would either not buy that or rage quit due to the difficult and rediculousness of such a realistic and rather depressing game

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And if you try to do a 360 no-scope you get sent home, not applauded.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If you get shot in the head, YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD! There's no respawning.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Last objective! BAM! Son of a bitch! Who fucking shot that?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I've thought about this a lot! As the person above me said, if you get killed, you're done...restart with a new character. The game could have a whole host of different "GI" soldiers to replace you if you die, but you start over at the beginning of the game. They could be of different sizes, strengths, ethnic background etc. Probably doesn't have much marketability though...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's not how PTSD works...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

How in the hell is that not how it works?! I'm pretty sure going through a war and the constant threat of death can very easily induce PTSD.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

They should also make a more realistic version of Wii Sport. Wait...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If they wanted a realistic sports product for the wii, they could at least put arms on the people. Maybe that's their motivation to get you to go outside instead.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I know some kids who want to join the military because they like Call of Duty. ono

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's... that's terrible!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

They most likely won't sign up when the time comes. At the end of the day, they won't have the balls to enlist.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

yeah, probably. and if they do sign up, they can learn the hard way that it isn't what COD makes it out to be.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I saw it all the time at my school. All the gamers were like "OMG GUYZ WE'RE JOINING LOL", and now that they're able to, they didn't. None of them were serious about it. As far as I know, I was the only person at my school this year to enlist.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

if you knife somebody, they start yelling, get pissed, and then shoot you. THEY DONT DIE INSTANTLY.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or if you throw a knife in their foot blood doesn't explode out of their chest.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://ctrlv.in/59647

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Silly Favvkes. You can only carry one main gun and a secondary weapon.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Your knife? Grenades? Stun grenades? Claymore? Yes I game.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You must not have mw3 then because you can't have grenades and a claymore. You get one grenade, one knife, and two stuns. This is all very possible.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I own MW3 but haven't even played it yet. MW2 is where it's at.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

So you're telling me you bought a game for 60$ or so and haven't touched it because you like another one better? I would understand if you bought a game afterwards and stopped playing, but why buy a game when you know you're going to play a different one.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My boyfriend got it for me so he could play it when he came over.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That is a happy boyfriend.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(ex) boyfriend.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well I guess either I was completely wrong or you were an unhappy girlfriend.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

He cheated on me with some MineCraft bitch from my school.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This is the strangest thing ever.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

always those minecraft sluts.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I guess some people don't understand how things work.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You game? cod is hardly gaming

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Don't assume that I just play COD. I'm a huge Prince of Persia fan, as well as the Uncharted series and Assassin's Creed.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haha I wasn't assuming anything. Just a bad example to only list CoD and then say you game.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

COD wasn't the subject, I never listed it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If it makes you feel any better, I don't really care.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

y

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Fallout 3 or skyrim is true gaming ;)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yes. Only two games ever are real games.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm guessing you've never played any game made by bethesda. They're amazing. And they take hours upon hours to complete, so I'm gonna say those two qualify. Along with fallout new Vegas.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Eh, I've been playing the Elder Scrolls games for more than a decade, though I don't see how that's relevant. I just thought it was weird that you listed two random games. I never said they weren't "real."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

They're my two favorite games and I think if you play either of them, or any rpg for that matter, then it's considered gaming. But that's just my opinion.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't know about any RPG but I get your point.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

yessss I mother fuckin' looooove fallout

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And if you teabag another player, you get discharged for homosexuality.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If this is the U.S. army, that won't happen due to the repeal of DADT.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I came home from a 5 year tour only to discover my wife Jill was having an affair with my best friend and neighbor, Mark. I remember the first thing I did was rush home, but no one was there, so I went over to Marks house. I heard him having sex in the living room, so I was going to leave but I recongnized the womans voice. I know it's Jill so I storm in there and I say "What the fuck is going on" do you want to know the response I got from my wife? I'm going to tell you anyway. I heard no "Oh honey this isn't what it looks like" no " I can explain" no "This is only the first time" She says to me " What the hell happened to your leg?" I look at my wife and say nothing I look at Mark and I say nothing, I just walk to the kitchen. Then I kill them. -Joe

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's a very good way to end a story... You killed two of the main characters!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Of course. He's a wounded solider. Emotionally and physically he couldn't help it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I've always thought a game like this would be cool, actually. Like, you'd drop your gun for a second if you were shot in the arm. Activision wouldn't be the the one to do it, though, considering they've been selling the same game for years.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

the problem with these types of ideas is that they are realistic but leave alot to happenstance , for example when a real gun is fired the bullets dont always fly where your aimed, as they do in COD (Excluding hip fire) but if they didnt then it wouldnt be worth playing that realistic game too much because you could never really improve as much as you can on COD. it sounds awesome but it would just cause even more frustration in a video game genre where there are already more screaming 12 year olds than the freezer in my basement.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Friendly fire would be an instant court martial.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wow, if that actually existed I might almost WANT to play COD. Almost.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't think this is POTD worthy. Just saying.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The movie Gamer is like that. They use prisoners to actually go out and fight, and they have someone controlling them like a game. If you're person dies in the game, they actually die or if they get hurt, they actually do.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And if you die, the Xbox shoots a bullet at your head and kills you. We can call it Call of Darwin: Wanker Extermination.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The ending made me think of dear john, also getting shot in the leg and limping? brilliant idea id feel like a boss!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Operation Flash Point Dragon Rising is exactly like this. Thing that sucks is I had a similar post like this but my old account got deleted :0

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Don't be so politically correct dammit, it's called Shell Shock :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Also make the graphics better so when you shoot someone, you see every last one of their dreams die in their eyes.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eg8Bh5iI2WY&feature=relmfu Closest I could find.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

When you die, the game should automatically break, forcing you to get a new one.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Clearly something is wrong when your wife is the one doing the banging

by Anonymous 13 years ago