+820 The moral of "The Tortoise and the Hare" is "slow and steady wins the race". However, it could also be, "If you take a nap during a race, you're an idiot". amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I think the moral of the story is "dont be an asshole" like the hare was. The idea that "slow and steady wins the race" doesnt really seem like a moral. And "slow" seems like an especially bad piece of advice for trying to win races.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This is exactly what I was thinking

by Anonymous 12 years ago