+172 You don't know anyone who has actually ever successfully scored a girl with a pickup line, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I was at the mall one time with my friends, and these girls came over asking for a dollar. After they left, my dumb ass friend said "I should have said "I'll give you a dollar if you give me your number"". It was seriously the stupidest thing I have ever heard in a long time.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Currently working on that. I'll let you know how it goes

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I dont know any girls that would fall for one...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Barney Stinson.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"You've got something on your chest." "What?" "My eyes." is a classic women woo-er.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I love funny pick up lines..

by Anonymous 13 years ago