You know there are plenty of fish in the sea, but you wanted the shark, amirite?

A maneater? Most guys avoid those types of girls.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Actually, I don't think a guy would complain if a girl swallowed him.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah... but if the girl was really like a shark, she would probably use too much teeth. I mean sharks have like 3000 teeth.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

For those gentlemen who prefer gummers. http://ctrlv.in/74484

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haha true, but that's not what I meant. Maneater: a women who has an influence on men to seduce them, and then throw them away. I don't guys enjoy that much more than girls do.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

whoa whoa, here she comes! watch out boys, she'll chew you up. whoa whoa, here she comes! she's a man eater!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hehe... comes hello

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtHmVr_tdQM

by Anonymous 13 years ago

A shark is a type of fish...?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yes.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's got cartilage instead of bones, but because it breathes water and has other similar characteristics, it's still a fish.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I think most of us want the octopus hello

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I've seen enough Hentai to know where this is going.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No, i wanted the catfish

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't know if I should give this thumbs up for consistency or thumbs down for... well, consistency.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Nobody wants the whales..

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I want the sperm whale

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Thats......interesting to say the least.lmao

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Sperm whales are named after the spermaceti (which is also milky white and was named because it was thought to be the whale's sperm) in their heads which helps them to dive and resurface easily. Not because of sexual potency. In fact, the great right whale has testicles weighing 500kg, which gives them the greatest ratio to body mass of all animals. Science Nazi

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I actually knew most of that. And I'm a guy, so I don't factor in testicle size...fun fact though

by Anonymous 13 years ago

or these: http://ctrlv.in/74487

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Thats gross..

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://ctrlv.in/74489

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh, I'm sorry. That's different, because there is only one shark.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

forget the shark, im looking for a fucking mermaid

by Anonymous 13 years ago

a... Fucking mermaid... I don't think you can fuck a mermaid...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

T-Pain did it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The guy from Pirates of the Carribean: On Stranger Tides could hello

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The only fish I'll ever need: http://www.google.com/search?tbm=isch&source=mog&hl=en&gl=us&tab=wi&q=amirite%20eel&sa=N&biw=320&bih=508#i=0

by Anonymous 13 years ago

google is a fish? hmm

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What if the amirite fish replaced the amirite guy one day? That would be creepy with his beedy little eyes following you around the site.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

In all honesty, I don't understand the post. Could I have it explained to me in multiple condescending and sarcastic ways while one person actually helps me out? That'd be great. Thanks.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Have you heard the saying "there are plenty fish in the sea"? If you haven't, it's something said to someone who gets rejected or dumped, fish being girls/boys and the sea being the world, to say that they can be with somebody else. This is refuting that, saying that they wanted one specific shark, or person.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The way I interpreted it was that there are a lot of good people (fish) out there but you want go for the mean ones (shark). Not sure if that's what the OP meant though.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That could be it too.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Don't worry Brett, I got your back.

Well young grasshopper, when a mommy fish and a daddy fish love each other very much, the girl fish lays a crap-load of eggs and then the guy fish jacks off all over them. Once in a purple moon, one of the eggs that is covered in the perfect amount of jizz hatches into a full grown man-eating shark that looks something like this: http://ctrlv.in/74498 Back to how this relates to the post. The OP is obviously a spoiled brat, who, instead of wanting a goldfish like normal people, wants this crazy motherfucker, which is why OP calls it "the" shark rather than a shark. And since we all know purple moons are a very rare thing, sharks like these are rather pricey, which is why spoiled brats want them so much.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Based on the picture, I think OP must be from Team Aqua.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Exactly

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Beautiful. Thank you.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Definitely. I'm really into biters. My motto is: “Relationships are like sharks. If you’re not left with several bite marks after intercourse, then something’s wrong" - Jenna Maroney.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Parrotfish. That could get complicated.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This is a lot like the magikarp POTD.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I only hope to aspire to a magikarp

by Anonymous 13 years ago

So many sexual innuendos

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The one about the red gyarados was better. At least you only get 1 red gyarados like you only get 1 soulmate. Also you don't have access to all the women in the world, so a lake would have been better.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

nice

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I mean... if you're into big people then that's cool...

by Anonymous 13 years ago