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Naming your kid "Google," "Sex Fruit," "Anus," or "Renesmee" is child abuse, amirite?
by Anonymous12 years ago
I think you can have your child taken away for naming them something that will "prevent a normal lifestyle".
by Anonymous12 years ago
I don't really see a problem with renesmee though
by Anonymous12 years ago
Nobody likes Twilight.
How about naming your child Blue Ivy?
by Anonymous12 years ago
Even just calling it Ivy Blue would've made it that little bit better, because everyone would call her Ivy. Now everyone's going to call her Blue!
by Anonymous12 years ago
Besides the fact that it's in twilight, I don't actually think it's that bad of a name. And no, EVERYBODY does not hate twilight.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Judging by the votes on your main post, not too many people agree that Renesmee is a good name. I never said everybody hates Twilight. I said nobody likes it. And majority of people don't, ask around, honey. And just so you know, my use of the word 'nobody' is an exaggeration; people tend to do that a lot. So don't try to get all technical about it. I can see there's one of the few in the world who actually enjoy Twilight right here.
by Anonymous12 years ago
"Hello, this is my son, Anus Sex Fruit. I'm his father, Google Sex Fruit. Nice to meet you."
by Anonymous12 years ago
Anus and Sex Fruit, yes. But, while Renesmee and Google are terrible names, I wouldn't say they're that bad. Ever heard 'a Boy Named Sue'? Bad names build character.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Bad names lead to bullying in grade school. I also really don't think parents that think they're being "creative" when naming their kids think about said kids' futures. I think this especially applies to celebrities, but I went to high school with a girl named "Princess". No one is going to take someone named "Princess" very seriously.
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