+376 It's very easy to get caught up in a game of Monopoly and take it personally, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Player One: "You...You took the property I wanted... AND I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS. HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?" Player Two: "Dude, it's just a game." Player One: "That doesn't change how it feels."

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I have yet to complete game of Monopoly for this very reason.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

the threats... the violence... the swear words... i'm not allowed to play it with small children in the same house as me. "i will fuck your face off, you stupid cunt bitch if you don't let me buy that property" oh, and those houses can draw blood if thrown with enough force... just fair warning.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"Hey, that's a nice boardwalk you have there. Shaammee if something were to-" "NO. NO. SHUT YOUR WHORE FACE, I'M NOT TRADING."

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm still pissed at my brother ripping me off 1, 800 dollars therefore making me lose the game.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Think Monopoly is bad, try playing Risk.

by Anonymous 12 years ago