+188 How careful you are with your child evolves as you have more of them. When the first one drops its pacifier, you burn it and throw the ashes away. When the second one drops it, you boil it before giving it back. When your third child drops it, you just blow on it and give it a wipe. By the time you're on to your fourth child, you just tell the first one to pick it up, amirite?
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