It would be really unfortunate if toddlers had superpowers. "No, Timmy, you can't have any more cand..." *lazer narrowly misses and instead obliterates an entire building* "...Snickers or Reese's?" They'd probably enslave us to do their every bidding, like...

+173 It would be really unfortunate if toddlers had superpowers. "No, Timmy, you can't have any more cand..." *lazer narrowly misses and instead obliterates an entire building* "...Snickers or Reese's?" They'd probably enslave us to do their every bidding, like changing their diapers. It would be like the Dark Ages except with a whole lot more M&Ms and teddy bears, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Why don't the parents have superpowers?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Because this is a fictional situation meant to convey humor, not realism.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

okay

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Was the Dark Ages a reference to The Hunger Games or am I thinking of something else?

by Anonymous 12 years ago