Don't even joke about a thing like that!
Someone sure is sensitive over demonstratives!
You can take away my Facebook... my Twitter... BUT DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE TOUCH PORNHUB
Not even the touch site?
Touches ma bouche.
I have no idea why, but that reminded me of a joke.
There was a little boy who asked his dad one day "Daddy, can I go in the shower with you?"
To which his father replied "Yes son, but don't look up."
So they got in the shower together, but of course the little shit looked up anyway. He then asked "Daddy, what's that!?"
The Dad replies "Son, that's just my snake."
They both exited the shower, but the little boy was curious now, so he asked him mother, "Mummy, can I go in the shower with you?"
The mother replied "Yes baby, but don't look up."
So they got in the shower and the kid of course looks up and says "Mummy! Whats that?"
"Oh darling, that's just my bush!"
"But what about those two big things above it!?"
"Ummm... well, you see... those are my headlights!" The mother exclaimed.
They got out of the shower and the little boy went off to bed, but that night he had a nightmare. So he crept into his parents room and said "Mum, Dad... can I sleep in here tonight?"
They replied "Yes dear, just don't look under the covers."
So the boy climbed in and of coarse looks under the covers and screams,
"MUMMY! TURN ON YOUR HEADLIGHTS! DADDY'S SNAKE IS ABOUT TO CRAWL INTO YOUR BUSH!"
When I told this to all the other kids in grade four, it was like supplying them with porn.
Yeah, I was a pretty bad ass 10 year old
What an asshole.
._. I know someone who spread that exact joke in exactly 4th grade...
Was she hot as all hell?
Then it proabably wasn't me...
They were having sex while their kid was sitting between them..that's totally normal.
Never let the truth get in the way of a good story.
Plus, I was ten. It didn't matter if it was unrealistic, it was a dirty joke.
That just means touch my mouth. . .
Yeah, it does.
Pornhub's not even that good, there's a lot of better free sites. Like Spankwire, for instance.
Stop Our Porn Addicts
That is a Sweet OnePenguin Acrostic.
Ask to clitoris again?
Act to Censor Tits and Asses
Assholes, cunts, titties, all gone. Penises in pussies, all gone. Shit, our porn, all gone.
ACTAG, PIPAG, and SOPAG...
Notice how they all rhyme with fag..
Also gag for those into S&M.
Ah, Chauncy's Terrific Acrostics
It's all good. I'm a teenage boy with no discernible women skills. You don't think I have a secret porn stash somewhere?
It's not "secret" if you put the stash on display next to your computer.
Bitch please. My stash is in my computer and strategically placed around my house. I have my ways with porn.
You mean THIS stash?
OH MY GOD YOU FOUND IT!
You'd better pay the ransom we asked ya for if ya know what's good for ya, see?
Fuck paying for shit. I'm Jewish.
I just want someone to balance my check book!
I'll do it. For twenty bucks!
But I only shot one ten-point buck all year! How am I supposed to get the other nineteen?
Not obvious bra is not obvious.
you could see the nipples thru the bra
o Should've just linked real censored porn.
That's kinda lazy.
Who the fuck uses internet explorer to watch porn?! Fuckery indeed . . .
SOPA WAS DROPPED!! Why does nobody seem to know this?
Well the post was made a long time ago.
There's still ACTA though, which is worse. Way worse.
Eleven days is a "long time ago"?
it is in amiriteland
get cho facts straight
Actually eleven days in amiriteland is 220 minutes, as amiriteland is the amirite minecraft server.
You get yo facts straight
I made the post in the middle of all the hype, before it was dropped.
I understand that much, thank you. I just don't see how ELEVEN days is a long time. The idea of eleven days being a "long time" sounds very telling of the source of the idea's age.
SOPA and PIPA are just postponed.
I don't think politicians care about porn sites, don't most of them get their "entertainment" from bathroom stalls.
Everyone who wouldn't be able to watch porn would be outraged and protest SOPA.
Yah I understood that, The joke I was trying to make was about how some politicians get caught having sex in bathrooms so it would mean they wouldn't need porn. I understand everyone else would be upset.
Oh, my bad f or being an ass then haha
Sign the petition against ACTA here http://www.avaaz.org/en/eu_save_the_internet/?fp
I am fairly sure that if they took porn off the internet, there would only be one website left and it would be called "bring back the porn!"
They'd have to black out forever, though. Once you go black, you never go back.
I know of one that is...
That's not what OP means by "blacked out".
Favvkes, this would be the correct post to put pictures of pussies on.
Because most people don't instantly think of those pictures when they read something that it matches with and seeing it again in context is funny? I read Hyperbole and a Half and I still found it funny.
Why do you care so much...
Because we have to see these every time we read the comments for the POTD.