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If all the porn sites were blacked out for 24 hours SOPA would be long gone, amirite?

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Don't even joke about a thing like that!

AtheisticMystics avatar AtheisticMystic Yeah You Are +35Reply
@AtheisticMystic Don't even joke about a thing like that!

Someone sure is sensitive over demonstratives!

You can take away my Facebook... my Twitter... BUT DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE TOUCH PORNHUB

@Shadi Heh heh. Touches ma bouche.

I have no idea why, but that reminded me of a joke.

There was a little boy who asked his dad one day "Daddy, can I go in the shower with you?"
To which his father replied "Yes son, but don't look up."
So they got in the shower together, but of course the little shit looked up anyway. He then asked "Daddy, what's that!?"
The Dad replies "Son, that's just my snake."
They both exited the shower, but the little boy was curious now, so he asked him mother, "Mummy, can I go in the shower with you?"
The mother replied "Yes baby, but don't look up."
So they got in the shower and the kid of course looks up and says "Mummy! Whats that?"
"Oh darling, that's just my bush!"
"But what about those two big things above it!?"
"Ummm... well, you see... those are my headlights!" The mother exclaimed.
They got out of the shower and the little boy went off to bed, but that night he had a nightmare. So he crept into his parents room and said "Mum, Dad... can I sleep in here tonight?"
They replied "Yes dear, just don't look under the covers."
So the boy climbed in and of coarse looks under the covers and screams,
"MUMMY! TURN ON YOUR HEADLIGHTS! DADDY'S SNAKE IS ABOUT TO CRAWL INTO YOUR BUSH!"

@Shadi Heh heh. Touches ma bouche.

That just means touch my mouth. . .

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@amiritesucksnow You can take away my Facebook... my Twitter... BUT DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE TOUCH PORNHUB

Pornhub's not even that good, there's a lot of better free sites. Like Spankwire, for instance.

Mr_Superfluouss avatar Mr_Superfluous Yeah You Are 0Reply

SOPA
Stop Our Porn Addicts

@Shadi ACTA Ask to clitoris again?

Act to Censor Tits and Asses

Anonymous +57Reply
@Act to Censor Tits and Asses

Assholes, cunts, titties, all gone. Penises in pussies, all gone. Shit, our porn, all gone.

Anonymous +7Reply

It's all good. I'm a teenage boy with no discernible women skills. You don't think I have a secret porn stash somewhere?

@Favvkes http://ctrlv.in/61092

Not obvious bra is not obvious.

@Blearslyrarer Not obvious bra is not obvious.

you could see the nipples thru the bra

Favvkess avatar Favvkes Yeah You Are +1Reply
@Favvkes you could see the nipples thru the bra

o Should've just linked real censored porn.

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@1624588

That's kinda lazy.

@Favvkes http://ctrlv.in/61092

Who the fuck uses internet explorer to watch porn?! Fuckery indeed . . .

SOPA WAS DROPPED!! Why does nobody seem to know this?

@adriana_heather SOPA WAS DROPPED!! Why does nobody seem to know this?

Well the post was made a long time ago.
There's still ACTA though, which is worse. Way worse.

Dameequas avatar Dameequa Yeah You Are +18Reply
@Shadi Eleven days is a "long time ago"?

it is in amiriteland

get cho facts straight

@Kayla_Loves_You it is in amiriteland get cho facts straight

Actually eleven days in amiriteland is 220 minutes, as amiriteland is the amirite minecraft server.

You get yo facts straight

@Shadi Eleven days is a "long time ago"?

I made the post in the middle of all the hype, before it was dropped.

deeviants avatar deeviant Yeah You Are +2Reply
@deeviant I made the post in the middle of all the hype, before it was dropped.

I understand that much, thank you. I just don't see how ELEVEN days is a long time. The idea of eleven days being a "long time" sounds very telling of the source of the idea's age.

I don't think politicians care about porn sites, don't most of them get their "entertainment" from bathroom stalls.

swimlaxs avatar swimlax Yeah You Are +4Reply
@swimlax Everyone who wouldn't be able to watch porn would be outraged and protest SOPA.

Yah I understood that, The joke I was trying to make was about how some politicians get caught having sex in bathrooms so it would mean they wouldn't need porn. I understand everyone else would be upset.

I am fairly sure that if they took porn off the internet, there would only be one website left and it would be called "bring back the porn!"

-Dr Cox

They'd have to black out forever, though. Once you go black, you never go back.

Sergs avatar Serg Yeah You Are +3Reply

I know of one that is...

Fyre_Arros avatar Fyre_Arro Yeah You Are +2Reply
@Fyre_Arro I know of one that is...

That's not what OP means by "blacked out". un smilie

@Favvkes http://ctrlv.in/61091

Favvkes, this would be the correct post to put pictures of pussies on.

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@1624634

Because most people don't instantly think of those pictures when they read something that it matches with and seeing it again in context is funny? I read Hyperbole and a Half and I still found it funny.

@1624634

Why do you care so much...

@acisseJ Why do you care so much...

Because we have to see these every time we read the comments for the POTD.

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