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If all the porn sites were blacked out for 24 hours SOPA would be long gone, amirite?
by Anonymous13 years ago
Don't even joke about a thing like that!
by Anonymous13 years ago
Someone sure is sensitive over demonstratives!
by Anonymous13 years ago
I know of one that is...
by Anonymous13 years ago
That's not what OP means by "blacked out".
by Anonymous13 years ago
SOPA
Stop Our Porn Addicts
by Anonymous13 years ago
ACTA
Ask to clitoris again?
by Anonymous13 years ago
Act to Censor Tits and Asses
by Anonymous13 years ago
Assholes, cunts, titties, all gone. Penises in pussies, all gone. Shit, our porn, all gone.
by Anonymous13 years ago
ACTAG, PIPAG, and SOPAG...
by Anonymous13 years ago
Notice how they all rhyme with fag..
by Anonymous13 years ago
Also gag for those into S&M.
by Anonymous13 years ago
http://ctrlv.in/61091
by Anonymous13 years ago
Favvkes, this would be the correct post to put pictures of pussies on.
by Anonymous13 years ago
You can take away my Facebook... my Twitter... BUT DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE TOUCH PORNHUB
by Anonymous13 years ago
Not even the touch site?
by Anonymous13 years ago
Heh heh.
Touch.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Heh heh.
Touches ma bouche.
by Anonymous13 years ago
I have no idea why, but that reminded me of a joke.
There was a little boy who asked his dad one day "Daddy, can I go in the shower with you?"
To which his father replied "Yes son, but don't look up."
So they got in the shower together, but of course the little shit looked up anyway. He then asked "Daddy, what's that!?"
The Dad replies "Son, that's just my snake."
They both exited the shower, but the little boy was curious now, so he asked him mother, "Mummy, can I go in the shower with you?"
The mother replied "Yes baby, but don't look up."
So they got in the shower and the kid of course looks up and says "Mummy! Whats that?"
"Oh darling, that's just my bush!"
"But what about those two big things above it!?"
"Ummm... well, you see... those are my headlights!" The mother exclaimed.
They got out of the shower and the little boy went off to bed, but that night he had a nightmare. So he crept into his parents room and said "Mum, Dad... can I sleep in here tonight?"
They replied "Yes dear, just don't look under the covers."
So the boy climbed in and of coarse looks under the covers and screams,
"MUMMY! TURN ON YOUR HEADLIGHTS! DADDY'S SNAKE IS ABOUT TO CRAWL INTO YOUR BUSH!"
by Anonymous13 years ago
When I told this to all the other kids in grade four, it was like supplying them with porn.
Yeah, I was a pretty bad ass 10 year old
by Anonymous13 years ago
What an asshole.
by Anonymous13 years ago
(cry2)
by Anonymous13 years ago
._. I know someone who spread that exact joke in exactly 4th grade...
by Anonymous13 years ago
Was she hot as all hell?
Then it proabably wasn't me...
by Anonymous13 years ago
They were having sex while their kid was sitting between them..that's totally normal.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Never let the truth get in the way of a good story.
Plus, I was ten. It didn't matter if it was unrealistic, it was a dirty joke.
by Anonymous13 years ago
That just means touch my mouth. . .
by Anonymous13 years ago
Yeah, it does.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Pornhub's not even that good, there's a lot of better free sites. Like Spankwire, for instance.
by Anonymous13 years ago
It's all good. I'm a teenage boy with no discernible women skills. You don't think I have a secret porn stash somewhere?
by Anonymous13 years ago
It's not "secret" if you put the stash on display next to your computer.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Bitch please. My stash is in my computer and strategically placed around my house. I have my ways with porn.
by Anonymous13 years ago
You mean THIS stash?
http://ctrlv.in/61098
by Anonymous13 years ago
OH MY GOD YOU FOUND IT!
by Anonymous13 years ago
You'd better pay the ransom we asked ya for if ya know what's good for ya, see?
by Anonymous13 years ago
Fuck paying for shit. I'm Jewish.
by Anonymous13 years ago
I just want someone to balance my check book!
by Anonymous13 years ago
I'll do it. For twenty bucks!
by Anonymous13 years ago
But I only shot one ten-point buck all year! How am I supposed to get the other nineteen?
by Anonymous13 years ago
http://ctrlv.in/61092
by Anonymous13 years ago
Not obvious bra is not obvious.
by Anonymous13 years ago
you could see the nipples thru the bra
by Anonymous13 years ago
o Should've just linked real censored porn.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Who the fuck uses internet explorer to watch porn?! Fuckery indeed . . .
by Anonymous13 years ago
SOPA WAS DROPPED!! Why does nobody seem to know this?
by Anonymous13 years ago
Well the post was made a long time ago.
There's still ACTA though, which is worse. Way worse.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Eleven days is a "long time ago"?
by Anonymous13 years ago
SSSHHHHHHHHH
by Anonymous13 years ago
it is in amiriteland
get cho facts straight
by Anonymous13 years ago
Actually eleven days in amiriteland is 220 minutes, as amiriteland is the amirite minecraft server.
You get yo facts straight
by Anonymous13 years ago
I made the post in the middle of all the hype, before it was dropped.
by Anonymous13 years ago
I understand that much, thank you. I just don't see how ELEVEN days is a long time. The idea of eleven days being a "long time" sounds very telling of the source of the idea's age.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Apologies :)
by Anonymous13 years ago
SOPA and PIPA are just postponed.
http://www.infowars.com/sopa-and-pipa-fully-alive-and-a-new-bill-joins-them/
by Anonymous13 years ago
I don't think politicians care about porn sites, don't most of them get their "entertainment" from bathroom stalls.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Everyone who wouldn't be able to watch porn would be outraged and protest SOPA.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Yah I understood that, The joke I was trying to make was about how some politicians get caught having sex in bathrooms so it would mean they wouldn't need porn. I understand everyone else would be upset.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Oh, my bad f or being an ass then haha
by Anonymous13 years ago
I am fairly sure that if they took porn off the internet, there would only be one website left and it would be called "bring back the porn!"
-Dr Cox
by Anonymous13 years ago
Sign the petition against ACTA here http://www.avaaz.org/en/eu_save_the_internet/?fp
by Anonymous13 years ago
They'd have to black out forever, though. Once you go black, you never go back.
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