Holy fuck, why are all of these comments so negative and bitchy? AWESOME POST
People usually don't like unoriginal works.
Like your post You would have loved to have seen the conversation between Abraham and Isaac on the way down from the mountain. "Dad, would you mind explaining to me why the fuck you tried to kill me?" And when you got called out on it you said, It's related, but now it's an amirite.
I smell a hypocrite. And do tell how this is unoriginal.
I don't say that I dislike this post because it is unoriginal and I would be fine if my post were made anonymous. I meant that there are many people on this site that dislike stolen posts. This is unoriginal because it's directly stolen from another site. You can see that if you look at the many comments above.
Except it wasn't stolen from the link above because if you checked the dates, this was posted first.
I apologize. It's almost directly stolen from another site.
Exceptttt that this was posted FIRST. Meaning it wasn't stolen.
You do know that the post from the other site was most likely a repost from another site.
was most likely doesn't mean anything, you can't prove this was stolen, yet you're so pissed off that it was.
I'm not pissed at all. You must be misunderstanding what I'm saying.
you're saying this was stolen it clearly couldn't have been, yet when you were proven wrong you're still trying to discredit it. you just seem so determined to prove this to be unoriginal when it isn't
Are you the author?
Ah. It appears we have gone to the year 1984. Hello, Mr. Orwell
Big brother is watching!
This doesn't translate too well to mug form.
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What did that originally say?
Favvkes's posts rock. The world needs her to rule over every government. Every single mod knows that she trumps the best of them. If you could vote for president/queen,
you'd pick favvkes. This is our future. amirite?
Try this one:
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CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. parentheses denote Urban Dictionary definition.
"I'd railroad (to have anal sex with a woman using ribbed condoms) Favvkes. "Even her fingernail is sexy. She's my dishwasher (girlfriend) dream. My turtle wants to have lint (slag term for sex) wither her. My family's lawyer prays to her. He Who Mustn't Be Named lives within her basement, a fanatic. Anthony'd pay a pineapple (a fifty dollar note in Australian currency) for her under garments. She's the supreme being of land, sea, and space. Jerry Seinfeld named babies after her.
I have two things to say.
1. I applaud you for actually making something that makes sense.
2. I applaud you for looking all those words up on Urban Dictionary.
But the word after railroad is only one character, and there's six characters in the place you put her.
What would be impressive is if someone made the characters fit.
I tried to do it with the first comment I made! This one was just too tough to fit the size of the words too, though.
Eww. Your undergarments. -_- too far
I needed something to go with "under," what can I say :P
Well ok then. I'll pay, but you keep them on. Going comando is not all it's cracked up to be.
It's times like these where I wish I could down vote a comment more than once.
SOPA is nothing compared to ACTA.
It's bigger and badder than SOPA and PIPA.
What about NDAA?
Well no, but people are freaking out about SOPA and PIPA, but this new law sounds terrifying to me... but it's not getting any publicity.
You want to see something awesome? Go to cnn's site and search for NDAA or National Defense Authorization Act.
You mean nothing? Sometimes I feel like they purposely propose ridiculous laws to divert our attention from what the government is really doing. Like when Bush talked about abortion or gay marriage when he was about to do something ridiculous... this SOPA, PIPA thing came up right after the passing of this bill.
Oh, yea. Haha. Silly me. I did mean nothing...
Which was exactly my point as to why no one is paying attention to it.
Glad you got that. not sarcasm
Is the no sarcasm sarcasm?
No, it is not.
Alright, but I got my eyes on you
That's because it's already been signed into law. Nothing much we can do about it now :/
Well...yes and no. I think it's an absolutely horrendous idea, but I found this explanation to be very informative. http://bit.ly/ADoINo
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Was the beginning of that an arrow to the knee post?
I think amirite would look more like this: http://ctrlv.in/60636
For once I actually agree with a comment of yours.
Hey, thanks. What a compliment.
I've actually made some quite nice comments in my day. Don't judge me on the recent few arguments only. (cry2)
Lol, when I judge a person by their posts, I just go to their top voted posts/comments and their worst, and see what their best and worst self is. But only if they're interesting enough.
Did anyone else try to highlight this post?
I thought it was some secret message hidden in there.
As much as I understand pirating music, movies, etc online hurts the artist (as well as all the directors, producers, and everyone else who makes a living off of these things) what this law is trying to do is RIDICULOUS. If the law passed it would be illegal for me to post a video on youtube of me singing a popular song. I don't understand that.
Big Brother is Watching You.
It's not the futer becuz someone from the futer hasn't arrived from or where the time macne
you need to learn some grammer and spelling
ive been here longer than you white night faggot
We are our future, and I don't think we'll let this happen to us. Stand strong people!
It was an awesome post except for one little detail. You did not have a capital T after the full stop
Nice. Full stop.
Yeah because no other post on here has ever been inspired by something on another site ...
Two problems with your theory darling
1. That was posted on failbook January 22, I made this post January 18. Unless you know of some fancy time machine I'm not aware of, please inform me how I "stole" this.
2. Stealing would be if I copied that and posted it on there. Are they the same? No. Relax. Not every post here is 100% original. They're based off of people giving their opinions on popular beliefs. News flash, all of YOUR posts read like that, so feel free to get off your high horse because you're no better than me.
Ever hear of a time macne?
lol no actually I haven't.
I am actually, and you said as a mod you're here to help, not insult me. But thanks.
I didn't mean it as an insult, truly. It's a fairly common internet meme, so I assumed you'd be amused. I'm extremely sorry for offending you. (cry2)
Well, I've found a flaw with YOUR theory, darling. The original comment showing the link was posted on January 19th. How could he have provided a link to a post created in the future? Perhaps there is this "fancy time machine" you're not aware of.
I can't help but think of MTBA.
what is mtba?
The post almost looks three dimensional.
I can't do that. The Hunger Games comes out in March.
It's only the future of the entire internet at stake. No big deal. You couldn't possibly wait 8 days to see it, even when there are 3 more Hunger Games films to be seen in the next few years.
I love the Hunger Games, but is it really worth fucking up the entire Internet for it?
Yeah, but do we really need to hurt the economy anymore?
Valid point my friend. You do not have to participate.
Then I'm seeing the Hunger Games.
I'm fine with just the books.
That's the only thing on the list I'd usually do anyway. I can go a month without downloading music. Are library books allowed?
Crap. Hold on. I'll see if I can get a better one.
Posted by anonymous.
We do not forgive
We do not forget
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I want to make up something witty to be under the blackouts, but I can't think of anything.
Someone please find this message:
Help! the lemon pledge had run out... The United States government is secretly Al Qaeda and has top secret research facility in which they can create nuclear bombs with common household objects. Clearly no one knows about this. However the worst part is that Consuela from Family Guy cannot clean her best without the pledge/weapon. Please... someone... Do not just interpret this message as an amirite? user trying to be witty, but as a real attack on mankind. Good Luck and hopefully this will not be censored.
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You're missing the point... after the black out, there should be a sentence there, not just random words
Translation of the last sentence:
"If these acts are passed, then the internet would be censored; hence, the OP is showing this by censoring their post."
I realize that... but OP had a clever method. I know what you're saying, it's just not as cool, when the words aren't really saying anything.
Right, I get it. I didn't understand your wording of "after the black out". Anyway, I wasn't trying to rip off the OP. It was more of a response to people that are like, "I'm a dumb person that doesn't know what's going on with the internet and why are there black boxes and whatnot".
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BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING
The Government can go FUCK ITSELF.
Why, when it has so much more fun fucking you!
I think you've over exaggerated a bit there, but OK.
It was neat the first 500 times I've seen it.
SOPA was meant for piracy, but it gave corporations enough power to censor things they didn't like.
Example: Say you're a singer. And you want to post a video of you singing a popular song... If SOPA were to get passed (It won't) that would be illegal. Things like that.
There are multiple bills. There's also ACTA.
doesn't matter now anyway. SOPA was dropped.
I actually really like SOPA and PIPA because it's going to stop online piracy. All the crap you hear about it's going to take down youtube, facebook, google, etc, is a bunch of bull shit.
please be troll please be troll please be troll
No i'm being serious. If you actually read the document, you will see that it's really not that bad. I mean, would they really take down big site like facebook, google, etc? It would cause an uproar and congress know that.
They would easily take down sites likes that, if the site owners don't attempt to adjust to the law. So either the site gets deleted, or we lose the right to speak freely and share on the site. It's a lose/lose situation, which is why this law shouldn't be passed.
And I've read the document.
But why would congress pass a bill that wouldn't benefit us?
I would rather trust congress than a bunch of people on the internet.
The law is to remove internet piracy, which they believe will be good, but it basically destroys half the internet in the process. Why pass a law that will only have that particular benefit but much more disadvantages?
And it's not "a bunch of people on the internet". It's virtually EVERYBODY opposing this law.
Oh so the majority is automatically correct?
In this case, yes, the majority is correct.
way to be close minded
How is that close-minded in the least? Or is it considered close-minded to have opinions now?
your close minded because you refuse to consider my arguments.
But...you're not considering mine either.
Because you havent brought up any good points.
so now you're going to insult me? real mature
A facepalm smiley isn't an insult, but it's suitable considering I've made a lot more good points than you have.
I have a feeling you don't really understand SOPA.
There, I insulted you more. I win the argument!
Why did I come this far before realizing you're a troll?
Joke's on me, I suppose.
Read my second reply to you.
Then you're a troll who doesn't realize it...I don't know if that's better or worse.
how can I be a troll if I don't realize it?
can you provide an example?
If I'm getting the vibe that I'm "feeding you" every time I reply to your comment, chances are you're being a troll.
not always. Not everyone who disagrees with you is a troll you know.
Don't know why I'm still continuing this conversation...I wanna see how long we can make it.
What's the point of that? we both know that I'm right and you're wrong, so do you want to admit defeat and save yourself some time?
It is most definitely the most obvious troll I have ever seen.
Yeah, I guess I haven't been on troll alert lately.
You might wanna take your trolldar into the shop for a repair. It was a little late.
that guy haS a really ugly face. It lOoks so ugly. But let me Put it this wAy, I am not a troll.
Are the mods blind or just plain mentally retarded you cant even see most of this post why would it be potd
one of my friends posted this on facebook...way to be original
How exactly would I have been able to copy that from your friend's status there bud?
no I meant if one of my friends could find this post from somewhere and put it on Facebook then you could have easily done the same and put it here...I guess I didn't explain that properly.
either way it's not an original post
1) "Whenever someone calls you ugly, you get super sad and hug them because you know life is really, really tough for the visually impaired. "
2) "I dig, you dig, we dig, he dig, she dig, they dig. It's not a beautiful poem but it's very deep."
Oh those are sooooo original. -_- please before you complain about a post being non original, remember you yourself have a few un-original posts.
I'm not going to go through any more because I feel as if I've already proven my point.
Let's scroll through your posts just to make sure you aren't being a hypocrite, shall we.
Maybe your friend copied this guy?
Yeah, you should totally unfriend that asshole.
correct you are, good sir.