Hey, don't blame him for it! He slipped off the ship...
...And into a lifeboat. He's a lucky guy.
If only I had that luck in Vegas
You EXACTLY quoted a rage comic I read today.
Errrmmm, actually my best friend said this to me today so I copied it from her (which she was totally cool with.) Also I have never read a rage comic in my life so I had no idea I EXACTLY quoted it. So please, just simmer down. Ok?
This place ain't for quotes from your friends. Its for genuine opinions.
Sir you sound like a complete asshat
Whatever you say....