+128 Life is like playing a really bad game: the balance is all wrong, the challenge is in overcoming annoying obstacles, the NPCs are uncaring assholes, the quests are dull and repetitive, there are annoying sounds everywhere, your health does not regenerate, your party members leave your party continuously, you cannot kill your enemies, the romances are poorly scripted, it is more frustrating than fun, not very rewarding, and you cannot save or load, but it is the only game you have, amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

All except the last part. Dreaming would probably be considered another game.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Don't be too optimistic

by Anonymous 11 years ago

"cannot kill your enemies" Meh, I finally poisoned my enemies yesterday. My enemies are wasps.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

So...who are the NPCs in life?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Everyone but you.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I feel like this could be a really awesome quote outta the Matrix or another one of those "people decide to live the game instead of life" movies

by Anonymous 11 years ago

It's buggy as shit too, I hope they fix the forgetting-what-you-were-about-to-do glitch whenever you walk through a door for the next patch.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Potd

by Anonymous 11 years ago