The only person that thinks I'm beautiful is James Blunt.
I PERSONALLY BELIEVE YOU'RE BOOTIFUL. BUT MAYBE THAT'S JUST ME.
Oh, and StealthApple beat me to it. :(
Are I not?
What if her name starts with B?
no one said anything about being married
She's not the only one who'll lick it clean
I'm worried about you.
What? I like peanut butter.
rubs forehead twice*
there's still some ash left, bro.
What'd you give up for Lent?
I gave up religion.
aha. rubs forehead twice back.
Cue mass amounts of gave that X X, X's love X.
Mainly because nobody has originality
Seems kind of scummy to try to shame them like this instead of just deleting the irrelevent comments.
No such thing as shame for her
Gave that user , user loves
Give that user s. User loves s
Consider this stolen and my soon-to-be facebook status
Well it's already stolen so you're just stealing from a thief.
But then why did you just call.... oh
Ha! You admit defeat!
You cannot find a cat picture to relate to this!
challenge ACCEPTED http://ctrlv.in/66749
I shouldn't have bothered
This post reminds me of the other POTD from last year.
...but what if they're not?
I saw the same thing that's why i yya'd it
Lol OP should have worded the post better
lol, i made this post, but to be honest i stole it from a friend's status. i dont know why its anonymous though. meh
its anonymous because it's STOLEN. Amirite mods keep the post up but anonymize the user so they don't get credit for shitty stolen posts.
fair enough, but i dont think its "shitty" i lol'ed when i read it
But I didn't know female dogs knew how to understand the languages humans speak!
Besides, not all female dogs are beautiful.
Oh, and I'm not into bestiality, so don't even think about it
What's wrong with bestiality?
Nothing is wrong with it. I go to the pet store everyday to buy animals and do things with them but then I got my thing bit off by a bear one day when I was trying to do it in the forest
You're doing it wrong.
I think I made a video, I'd be happy to e-mail it to you. It's kinda bloody though...
Is Barney involved?
Yep, and Clifford the big red dog.
Same thing happened with me! But it was with a cat and I still have a claw stuck in my body somewhere -.-
I would post a video as a joke, but that's a very good way to get banned. I don't want to get banned. ANTHONY I LOVE YOU!
LET'S ALL GIVE ANTHONY "fun time in the mouth"S.
wait. *"fun time in the mouth"
"fun time in the mouth"
hm. I guess he censored it. Too hot to handle, I assume.
I wanna try. BIowjob
ahahahah I remember my first time discovering one of the only words not allowed on this site. Bitch, Cunt, Santorum. Those are all allowed, but not "fun time in the mouth".
that's weird haha
Yeah I know.
cool emoticon bro.
Depends on the context. In this post, I don't mind. I find it funny, and wouldn't mind too much if it was directed to me.
If some random guy walked up to me and said, "YOU ARE A BITCH", and walked away angrily, yeah, I would be pissed.
copied it from 9gag
Who the fuck even uses 9gag?
Losers who troll in their spare time.