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Also about live and long life+190It's better to live a shorter, relatively care-free life than a long life constantly having to worry about how healthy you are or could be everyday that passes by. amirite?
Also by Noshatsherlock0You want to put out pumpkins, but you're afraid your retarded, fat ass neighbor kid will eat them, amirite?
Also about long life+74People who panic buy are idiots. The snow's predicted to last for four days so clearly that means you need 10 packs of long life milk, amirite?
Also by Noshatsherlock+228It doesn't matter if you're home alone, it's always awkward to shit with the door open, amirite?
Also about people give+203People give standing ovations way too often in classical concerts. Standing ovations should be reserved for a performance that was truly special and brilliantly done, amirite?
Also about long life+373People don't take the phrase "worst-case scenario" seriously enough. The worst-case scenario to asking a girl out isn't getting rejected; it's her turning into a monster and torturing you in a basement for the rest of your horribly long life, amirite?