+226 The government is like spaghetti: you never know how weak it is until it's in hot water, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Almost a nice metaphor. Except spaghetti breaks really easy right out of the package.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You do not want me to divide by the amount of fucks I give.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Nice retarded threat. Too bad you can't divide fucks, it's not possible. And dividing by zero also does nothing in real life so the most that would happen is your calculator would do is say error and you would realize what a motherfucking idiot you were being by saying stupid shit like you did :)

by Anonymous 12 years ago

No, dividing by zero on a calculator doesn't do anything. Most operating systems have a "checker" that will make sure that you don't do this. One exception to the rule, however, was Windows NT, which did cause some severe problems. So, basically, think of it as this: if(secondNumber==0) System.out.println("Error: divide by zero"); else Return firstNumber/secondNumber; Oh, and I just wanted to say that.

by Anonymous 12 years ago