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If it's truly assorted nuts, then why are there no pistachios? Amirite?

92%Yeah You Are 8%No Way

Montezuma

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Assorted does not imply a mixture of every kind of nut.

Courage_Wolf No Way +7Reply

Pistachios are too good to be seen with other nuts

Matt_the_Jew Yeah You Are +5Reply

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+73Pistachios: The nuts for rich people. amirite?

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-35When you pick out the cashews from the mixed nuts you're stealing from future you. amirite?

30%Yeah You Are 70%No Way

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+71Pistachios wouldn't be a thing if they weren't easy to shell by hand, amirite?

99%Yeah You Are 1%No Way

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Also about pistachios

+54Everyone one likes pistachios unshelled, but the nut in the pistachio tastes better when you get the shelled ones. amirite?

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Dairyqueenemployee

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+94Cheeses are often described as "nutty", but nuts are never described as "cheesy". amirite?

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Mariahmcmuffin

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84%Yeah You Are 16%No Way

genie_the_bikini

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+61Peanuts being legumes, not nuts, makes a whole lot more sense when you consider the first half of the word is Pea, amirite?

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