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Also about nuts and pistachios+73Pistachios: The nuts for rich people. amirite?
Also by Montezuma+28I have pale skin and dark hair, and occasionally my eye liner smudges. So naturally I must be slitting my wrists, amirite?
Also about nuts and pistachios-10Pistachios are the best kind of nuts, amirite?
Also about nuts-35When you pick out the cashews from the mixed nuts you're stealing from future you. amirite?
Also about pistachios+71Pistachios wouldn't be a thing if they weren't easy to shell by hand, amirite?
Also by Montezuma+779It's hard to imagine a time when people could hear the words "Don't stop believing" without breaking out into song, amirite?
Also by Montezuma+41Even if FML isn't true, it's fun to read about the misfortune of other people, amirite?
Also about pistachios+54Everyone one likes pistachios unshelled, but the nut in the pistachio tastes better when you get the shelled ones. amirite?
Also about nuts+94Cheeses are often described as "nutty", but nuts are never described as "cheesy". amirite?
Also about assorted+21IKEA is like the Lego set with instructions, but Home Depot is like the bucket of assorted Lego bricks, amirite?