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The sign that says "In Case of Fire, Do Not Use Elevator" is stupid. I mean seriously? Who would be dumb enough to try to put out a fire with an elevator. amirite?

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Why would you have a case of fire anyway?

DontJudges avatar DontJudge Yeah You Are +64Reply

I like how you use a question mark at the end of the declarative statement and a period at the end of the interrogative statement.

@Shadi I like how you use a question mark at the end of the declarative statement and a period at the end of the...

"I mean seriously?" was not supposed to be a declarative sentence. It was supposed to be asking a question.

@Harper "I mean seriously?" was not supposed to be a declarative sentence. It was supposed to be asking a question.

Oh, you would know, being the OP and all.

That was me being sarcastic. I mean to imply that you wouldn't know because you are not the OP of this post. I am ellaborating on this as sarcasm is seldom clearly received through text, and I doubt you possess the comprehensive skills to understand regardless.

@Shadi Oh, you would know, being the OP and all. That was me being sarcastic. I mean to imply that you wouldn't know...

I can tell that s/he meant to make it a question. So many people say "Seriously?" that I can't just think that s/he hit the question mark by mistake. Have you never heard someone say "Seriously?' in the form of a question?

@Harper I can tell that s/he meant to make it a question. So many people say "Seriously?" that I can't just think that s/he...

Yes, and I've also heard people say "Seriously." in response to the question "Seriously?" Such an argument is invalid.

@Shadi Yes, and I've also heard people say "Seriously." in response to the question "Seriously?" Such an argument is invalid.

The point I am trying to make is that it is much more likely that this person was trying to say the sentence as a question, but you seem to think that it was definitely a statement. You have no evidence that s/he was making a statement, while my evidence is that the person used a question mark.

Everyone knows you're supposed to put it out with stairs.

Doesn't sound stupid to me. If you smother a fire with an elevator, that shit's goin OUT

Favvkess avatar Favvkes Yeah You Are +23Reply
@Favvkes Doesn't sound stupid to me. If you smother a fire with an elevator, that shit's goin OUT

That gave me the mental image of the hulk chunking an elavator into a massive complex fire with the elavator smashing apart and generally not helping at all.

Just thought I'd share.

@Favvkes Doesn't sound stupid to me. If you smother a fire with an elevator, that shit's goin OUT

Depends how big the fire is. If it's all burning shit up then it probably won't do much but if you wanted to put a candle out it would probably work.

@Cedz Depends how big the fire is. If it's all burning shit up then it probably won't do much but if you wanted to put a...

I can just imagine someone planning a romantic candlelit dinner, and when they're girlfriend seductively tells them to put out the candles, they pull out an elevator and smash it on the table.

LittleReds avatar LittleRed Yeah You Are +36Reply

In case of fire, DON'T use elevator, use water.

@Treldman In case of fire, DON'T use elevator, use water.

Don't use water if it's a magnesium fire, because the chemical reaction with water and magnesium will only worsen it. I would know, I'm a flame expert, given that I'm a burning ball.

Suns avatar Sun Yeah You Are -3Reply
@Treldman Except you're not really fire, you're plasma.

But I didn't say I was fire, just that I'm burning.

Suns avatar Sun Yeah You Are -2Reply
@Sun But I didn't say I was fire, just that I'm burning.

Except plasma isn't burning, it's being ionized. Fire burns.

@Treldman Except plasma isn't burning, it's being ionized. Fire burns.

Stop antagonizing the sun ;__; you're gonna get us killed

Brettward95s avatar Brettward95 Yeah You Are +53Reply
@Brettward95 Stop antagonizing the sun ;__; you're gonna get us killed

Yeah, listen to Brett because I could create a solar flare whenever I want d smilie

Suns avatar Sun Yeah You Are +9Reply
@Sun Yeah, listen to Brett because I could create a solar flare whenever I want

Doesn't it take like 10,000 years for light to go from the center of the sun to the edge, then about 8 minutes to reach earth. You really need to pick it up, the tectonic plates keep making fun of how slow you are.

@Treldman Except plasma isn't burning, it's being ionized. Fire burns.

Well if you're going to be that technical, then plasma is already ionized, not being ionized. And the energy from the sun isn't solely from plasma's ionic properties but from nuclear fusion.

Suns avatar Sun Yeah You Are +3Reply

In case of elevator, use fire.

I don't understand why everyone instantly assumes the sign's indicating that you shouldn't be using the elevator for the specific reason of putting out the fire.

For all you know, it's saying not to use the elevator to curl up and shit yourself during a fire.

Francoiss avatar Francois Yeah You Are +5Reply

WHO IS FIRE AND WHAT ARE THEY DOING TO MY ELEVATORS?!

Skr3wBalls avatar Skr3wBall Yeah You Are +1Reply

You have to use the stairs to put it out instead..

Oh thanks for deleting my account but still leaving up the posts you thought were funny. I'm glad amirite is all about not stealing posts and will ban you from your website if you do but it's totally ok for them to keep the ones they find humorous. Hypocritical twats. I'd say delete this but you won't.

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I'll be honest, I've never been in an elevator that plays any type of music.

KirstenAnns avatar KirstenAnn Yeah You Are +4Reply
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