Why would you have a case of fire anyway?
because they're fucking delicious
I like how you use a question mark at the end of the declarative statement and a period at the end of the interrogative statement.
"I mean seriously?" was not supposed to be a declarative sentence. It was supposed to be asking a question.
Oh, you would know, being the OP and all.
That was me being sarcastic. I mean to imply that you wouldn't know because you are not the OP of this post. I am ellaborating on this as sarcasm is seldom clearly received through text, and I doubt you possess the comprehensive skills to understand regardless.
I can tell that s/he meant to make it a question. So many people say "Seriously?" that I can't just think that s/he hit the question mark by mistake. Have you never heard someone say "Seriously?' in the form of a question?
Yes, and I've also heard people say "Seriously." in response to the question "Seriously?" Such an argument is invalid.
The point I am trying to make is that it is much more likely that this person was trying to say the sentence as a question, but you seem to think that it was definitely a statement. You have no evidence that s/he was making a statement, while my evidence is that the person used a question mark.
This is the most pointless argument I have ever seen. Bottom line is that no one gives a shit.
Everyone knows you're supposed to put it out with stairs.
Doesn't sound stupid to me. If you smother a fire with an elevator, that shit's goin OUT
That gave me the mental image of the hulk chunking an elavator into a massive complex fire with the elavator smashing apart and generally not helping at all.
Just thought I'd share.
Depends how big the fire is. If it's all burning shit up then it probably won't do much but if you wanted to put a candle out it would probably work.
I can just imagine someone planning a romantic candlelit dinner, and when they're girlfriend seductively tells them to put out the candles, they pull out an elevator and smash it on the table.
You'd think the fire would go up or down, not out.
In case of fire, DON'T use elevator, use water.
Snooki did good?
Don't use water if it's a magnesium fire, because the chemical reaction with water and magnesium will only worsen it. I would know, I'm a flame expert, given that I'm a burning ball.
Except you're not really fire, you're plasma.
But I didn't say I was fire, just that I'm burning.
Except plasma isn't burning, it's being ionized. Fire burns.
Stop antagonizing the sun ;__; you're gonna get us killed
Yeah, listen to Brett because I could create a solar flare whenever I want
Doesn't it take like 10,000 years for light to go from the center of the sun to the edge, then about 8 minutes to reach earth. You really need to pick it up, the tectonic plates keep making fun of how slow you are.
Well if you're going to be that technical, then plasma is already ionized, not being ionized. And the energy from the sun isn't solely from plasma's ionic properties but from nuclear fusion.
Good point. Let's just say this: you're a big ball of hot.
Hey Butthead, look, it's a big burning ball. Mhm eh-eh eh mhm.
Uh huh-huh huh. Your mom like totally knows about those. Uh huh-huh huh.
Oh fuck yeah. Whoever this team is, I thank you.
In case of elevator, use fire.
I don't understand why everyone instantly assumes the sign's indicating that you shouldn't be using the elevator for the specific reason of putting out the fire.
For all you know, it's saying not to use the elevator to curl up and shit yourself during a fire.
Or maybe it's saying not to use the elevator to get from the upper floors to the lower floors.
That's what they want you to think!
WHO IS FIRE AND WHAT ARE THEY DOING TO MY ELEVATORS?!
You have to use the stairs to put it out instead..
Oh thanks for deleting my account but still leaving up the posts you thought were funny. I'm glad amirite is all about not stealing posts and will ban you from your website if you do but it's totally ok for them to keep the ones they find humorous. Hypocritical twats. I'd say delete this but you won't.
They didn't delete your posts because it would be rude to all the people who liked them.
I'll be honest, I've never been in an elevator that plays any type of music.