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If you got message from your Girlfriend saying "Honey,Thespacebuttononthisphoneisfaultywhenyougethomepleasegivemeanalternative." you'd wonder what a ternative is, amirite?

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I'm pretty sure it actually originates from sickipedia.

@acisseJ I'm pretty sure it actually originates from sickipedia.

Ladies and Gents, Today I present you a pair who both remember that some joke was published on some site a year or more ago. Undoubtebly, they each keep a writen diary where they both store dates and appearances of internet jokes. Really, this deserves an applause, congratulations you two.
http://ctrlv.in/71372

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@kipkayify /clap

OMg U R HANDSOME

Ebony_Ways avatar Ebony_Way Yeah You Are 0Reply
@Ebony_Way OMg U R HANDSOME

I CAN'T BELIEVE ALL OF THESE POSERS

@Ebony_Way OMg U R HANDSOME

FANGS, I GET IT FROM MY MOM.

@Ebony_Way Shut up, furfag....

SO HOW ABOUT THAT POTD? WITTY, NO?

@Axolotl SO HOW ABOUT THAT POTD? WITTY, NO?

It's Hilarlarzzzz

Sorry- won't happen again. But couldn't the person lacking a spacebar use the - instead?

Ebony_Ways avatar Ebony_Way Yeah You Are +1Reply
@Axolotl Argh

...........not being a poser

So.... why couldn't the sender of the text message use an _ or - as a space?

Ebony_Ways avatar Ebony_Way Yeah You Are 0Reply
@Axolotl Maybe she's really technologically incompetent.

Oh her.....

It's something I'd expect my parents to do. Or they'd just send each wod individually.

Ebony_Ways avatar Ebony_Way Yeah You Are 0Reply
@Ebony_Way Oh her..... It's something I'd expect my parents to do. Or they'd just send each wod individually.

My dad wouldn't even be able to figure out how to send the text, and my mom wouldn't be able to put any words in hers.

@Axolotl I'm sure she could get them addicted.

"Hey son, I just sent 676867 texts in 2 HOURS!"

Ebony_Ways avatar Ebony_Way Yeah You Are 0Reply
@Ebony_Way "Hey son, I just sent 676867 texts in 2 HOURS!"

That's fairly close to what her actual rate was.

@Axolotl That's fairly close to what her actual rate was.

I wonder if she wraps her phone in plastic and brings it into the shower with her.

Ebony_Ways avatar Ebony_Way Yeah You Are 0Reply
@Axolotl Her phone?

Who are we talking about?

Ebony_Ways avatar Ebony_Way Yeah You Are 0Reply
@Ebony_Way Who are we talking about?

Ghettolophonestealinggirliqua

@Axolotl Ghettolophonestealinggirliqua

She probably does bring her phone to the shower

Ebony_Ways avatar Ebony_Way Yeah You Are 0Reply
@Axolotl She doesn't have her own phone...

Then how did she send all those texts to random people?

Ebony_Ways avatar Ebony_Way Yeah You Are 0Reply
@Axolotl With mine... she stole it, remember?

I know but how did she know all these random numbers and jsut add them into your phone?

Ebony_Ways avatar Ebony_Way Yeah You Are 0Reply

I had to read this 6 times before I understood the joke.

@Favvkes http://ctrlv.in/71385

Either way it is weird. Either your gets a sex change or you are exchanging your kid.

Anonymous +7Reply
@Favvkes http://ctrlv.in/71385

Missing an apostrophe there, too, I see. They must really have it out for the ol' English language...

Anonymous +1Reply

This post on mobile:

Honey,thespacebuttononthisphoneis
What a ternative is, amirite?

Anonymous +12Reply
@Brettward95 Just picture anal sex. It helps.

pictures anal sex
"gggghhhhsnsns"
changes underwear

@Done.

Fantastic. You are one step closer to enlightenment.

@Brettward95 Fantastic. You are one step closer to enlightenment.

Which angle should I picture the anal sex from though?

Anonymous +1Reply
@Brettward95 Unlock your window and I'll show ya.

Bitch, please, my door's been wide open all day.

Anonymous +5Reply
@Brettward95 The back door? If you know what I mean.

Back door, front door, all my doors are open!

Anonymous 0Reply
@Back door, front door, all my doors are open!

I'm allergic to communicable diseases.

@Axolotl I'm allergic to communicable diseases.

Good for you.

1. Don't have any.
2. Wouldn't give you any if I did.

Anonymous 0Reply
@Axolotl SHARING IS CARING

I'M NOT GOING TO BANG YOU! GET OVER IT!

Anonymous +2Reply
@I'M NOT GOING TO BANG YOU! GET OVER IT!

I think you're confused as to who I am. The other guy is someone else.

@Axolotl I think you're confused as to who I am. The other guy is someone else.

No, I know how to read.. It's just that you wanted me to share my nonexistent communicable diseases.

Anonymous -1Reply

Why not just put a comma or period in between each word.

ScottyDs avatar ScottyD Yeah You Are +12Reply

http://ternative.com/
Anal ternative sounds painful come to think of it.

Montanas avatar Montana Yeah You Are +7Reply
@Montana http://ternative.com/ Anal ternative sounds painful come to think of it.

It seems like they just threw up that html code in about half a second.

@Montana http://ternative.com/ Anal ternative sounds painful come to think of it.

if that bird thing is a ternative, i don't think anyone should have to experience it anally.

Also, that website blows
there's literally nothing on it

GryndStones avatar GryndStone Yeah You Are +5Reply

I hate when my spacebar isn't working http://ctrlv.in/71392

Favvkess avatar Favvkes Yeah You Are +4Reply

way to be original

Anonymous +1Reply
@way to be original

The comment that is said on every unoriginal post.

@boxtop The comment that is said on every unoriginal post.

With good reason...
I mean, its not like that comment applies to original posts...

@runnerdude With good reason... I mean, its not like that comment applies to original posts...

I know, but I'm poking fun at how it is said so often that it has become an unoriginal comment. Like, you expect to see it before you do nowadays.

@boxtop The comment that is said on every unoriginal post.

Ironically, you mocking his comment for being unoriginal is just as unoriginal.

Anonymous +4Reply
@boxtop No, not really.

It is. Every unoriginal post has someone calling the post out for being unoriginal followed by some wiseass commenting that the comment is unoriginal. Amirite is becoming painfully predictable.

Anonymous +3Reply
@way to be original

I wasn't trying to be original. I'm not going to lie, I got this from memebase.

OFWGKTAs avatar OFWGKTA Yeah You Are +11Reply

I DONT GET IT

Shuns avatar Shun Yeah You Are +1Reply
@Shun I DONT GET IT

ANALternative

OFWGKTAs avatar OFWGKTA Yeah You Are +7Reply
@OFWGKTA ANALternative

Oh. I get it now. I was on the touch site when I first read it and all I saw was: "If you got message from your Girlfriend saying "Honey,Thespacebuttononthisphoneisfa
you would wonder what a ternative is, amirite?"

Shuns avatar Shun Yeah You Are +5Reply
OFWGKTAs avatar OFWGKTA Yeah You Are +1Reply

in b4 ant makes this post anonymous for being unoriginal.

Anonymous 0Reply

I remember this on Sickipedia, except then it was an incest joke. Censorship!

The joke is pretty lame for all the effort put into reading it =/

I don't get it...

@saxybandgeek I don't get it...

You could try, hmm... I dunno... reading the above comments!

Anonymous 0Reply

I don't get it

@Blucatt I don't get it

Read the sentence without "ternative"

@Velociraptor I don't get it either.

Hey, you're that guy that was in a really good mood one day.

It's a sex joke.

@Velociraptor Haha yeah that's me. Hmmm care to explain?

They're reading it as pleasegivemeANAL (a kind of sex) ternative instead of pleasegivemeAN (an indefinite article) alternative. I think. It's really not funny.

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