+389 If you got message from your Girlfriend saying "Honey,Thespacebuttononthisphoneisfaultywhenyougethomepleasegivemeanalternative." you'd wonder what a ternative is, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

MEMEBASE

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm pretty sure it actually originates from sickipedia.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ladies and Gents, Today I present you a pair who both remember that some joke was published on some site a year or more ago. Undoubtebly, they each keep a writen diary where they both store dates and appearances of internet jokes. Really, this deserves an applause, congratulations you two. http://ctrlv.in/71372

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Let us applaud these heroes.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

*clappity clappity*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh no...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

YES

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Argh

by Anonymous 13 years ago

...........*not being a poser* So.... why couldn't the sender of the text message use an _ or - as a space?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Maybe she's really technologically incompetent.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh her..... It's something I'd expect my parents to do. Or they'd just send each wod individually.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My dad wouldn't even be able to figure out how to send the text, and my mom wouldn't be able to put any words in hers.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Maybe Dashuqueetra BonTextahondra could teach them both a lesson :P

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm sure she could get them addicted.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Hey son, I just sent 676867 texts in 2 HOURS!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's fairly close to what her actual rate was.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I wonder if she wraps her phone in plastic and brings it into the shower with her.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

//Her// phone?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Who are we talking about?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ghettolophonestealinggirliqua

by Anonymous 13 years ago

She probably //does// bring her phone to the shower

by Anonymous 13 years ago

She doesn't have her own phone...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Then how did she send all those texts to random people?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

With mine... she stole it, remember?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I know but how did she know all these random numbers and jsut add them into your phone?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

She asked her friends. They weren't random numbers, she was texting the same people.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

oh....What a cunt

by Anonymous 13 years ago

UGH If only xat's clap emoticon was on Amirite too...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You know, or I could have just remembered the joke. Nbd.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Which you remember because you wrote it in your diary.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Nope. Chuck Testa.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

way to be original

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The comment that is said on every unoriginal post.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

With good reason... I mean, its not like that comment applies to original posts...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I know, but I'm poking fun at how it is said so often that it has become an unoriginal comment. Like, you expect to see it before you do nowadays.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Not how I use it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I wasn't trying to be original. I'm not going to lie, I got this from memebase.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

He's lying, he definitely made it up by himself.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

damn... you got me :/

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I had to read this 6 times before I understood the joke.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I DONT GET IT

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ANALternative

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh. I get it now. I was on the touch site when I first read it and all I saw was: "If you got message from your Girlfriend saying "Honey,Thespacebuttononthisphoneisfa you would wonder what a ternative is, amirite?"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah I saw it on the site too, and I was hoping people would be able to see it

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Why would my hand be texting me?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This post on mobile: Honey,thespacebuttononthisphoneis What a ternative is, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Just picture anal sex. It helps.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Done.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Fantastic. You are one step closer to enlightenment.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Which angle should I picture the anal sex from though?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Unlock your window and I'll show ya. hello

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Bitch, please, my door's been wide open all day.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The back door? If you know what I mean.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Back door, front door, all my doors are open!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ew herpes.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

HA! I'm clean though.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'M NOT GOING TO BANG YOU! GET OVER IT!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well, shit... :/

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm allergic to communicable diseases.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Good for you. 1. Don't have any. 2. Wouldn't give you any if I did.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

SHARING IS CARING

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'M NOT GOING TO BANG YOU! GET OVER IT!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I think you're confused as to who I am. The other guy is someone else.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No, I know how to read.. It's just that you wanted me to share my nonexistent communicable diseases.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ok, sorry. I thought you might be confused by the pictures and not have read the usernames.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

All smart up in hurr.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ha! You thought you could fool everyone! Now it won't work, see, because you've already told all! I, on the other hand, may confused for just about anyone...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://nooooooooooooooo.com/

by Anonymous 13 years ago

*pictures anal sex* "gggghhhhsnsns" *changes underwear*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well you certainly have a short fuse now don't ya?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://ctrlv.in/71385

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Either way it is weird. Either your gets a sex change or you are exchanging your kid.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Missing an apostrophe there, too, I see. They must really have it out for the ol' English language...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I hate when my spacebar isn't working http://ctrlv.in/71392

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://ternative.com/ Anal ternative sounds painful come to think of it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It seems like they just threw up that html code in about half a second.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

if that bird thing is a ternative, i don't think anyone should have to experience it anally. Also, that website blows there's literally nothing on it

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No. There's literally nothing here. http://www.blankwebsite.com/

by Anonymous 13 years ago

in b4 ant makes this post anonymous for being unoriginal.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Why not just put a comma or period in between each word.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I remember this on Sickipedia, except then it was an incest joke. Censorship!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The joke is pretty lame for all the effort put into reading it =/

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't get it

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Read the sentence without "ternative"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't get it either.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hey, you're that guy that was in a really good mood one day. It's a sex joke.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haha yeah that's me. Hmmm care to explain?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

They're reading it as pleasegivemeANAL (a kind of sex) ternative instead of pleasegivemeAN (an indefinite article) alternative. I think. It's really not funny.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't get it...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You could try, hmm... I dunno... reading the above comments!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Don't care enough

by Anonymous 13 years ago