I'm pretty sure it actually originates from sickipedia.
Ladies and Gents, Today I present you a pair who both remember that some joke was published on some site a year or more ago. Undoubtebly, they each keep a writen diary where they both store dates and appearances of internet jokes. Really, this deserves an applause, congratulations you two.
Let us applaud these heroes.
OMg U R HANDSOME
I CAN'T BELIEVE ALL OF THESE POSERS
FANGS, I GET IT FROM MY MOM.
Shut up, furfag....
SO HOW ABOUT THAT POTD? WITTY, NO?
Sorry- won't happen again. But couldn't the person lacking a spacebar use the - instead?
so I was really confused why you were talking to yourself..... and then I was like wait... oh O.O
Do you have a kitteh picture for this?
I....I can't even believe it.
I HEREBY DECLARE FAVVKES THE MOST SUCCESSFUL PICTURE PROVIDER IN ALL OF AMIRITE.NET!
Well, that must be the alternative she couldn't think of.
She could also use a period.
But. Then. The. Voice. In. Her. Head. Would. Slow. Down.
...........not being a poser
So.... why couldn't the sender of the text message use an _ or - as a space?
Maybe she's really technologically incompetent.
It's something I'd expect my parents to do. Or they'd just send each wod individually.
My dad wouldn't even be able to figure out how to send the text, and my mom wouldn't be able to put any words in hers.
Maybe Dashuqueetra BonTextahondra could teach them both a lesson :P
I'm sure she could get them addicted.
"Hey son, I just sent 676867 texts in 2 HOURS!"
That's fairly close to what her actual rate was.
I wonder if she wraps her phone in plastic and brings it into the shower with her.
Who are we talking about?
She probably does bring her phone to the shower
She doesn't have her own phone...
Then how did she send all those texts to random people?
With mine... she stole it, remember?
I know but how did she know all these random numbers and jsut add them into your phone?
She asked her friends. They weren't random numbers, she was texting the same people.
oh....What a cunt
UGH If only xat's clap emoticon was on Amirite too...
You know, or I could have just remembered the joke. Nbd.
Which you remember because you wrote it in your diary.
Nope. Chuck Testa.
I had to read this 6 times before I understood the joke.
Why would my hand be texting me?
Get with the program bro.
U R POSER
I admit it! I am a poser!
BIG UGLY BULLDOZER...
Yup.... I pulled that right out of my ass
That was a beautiful poem.
PLANTS FOR HIRE PANTS ON FIRE
HANGING FROM A TELEPHONE WIRE
FALLING INTO A WASHER DRYER
Either way it is weird. Either your gets a sex change or you are exchanging your kid.
Missing an apostrophe there, too, I see. They must really have it out for the ol' English language...
This post on mobile:
What a ternative is, amirite?
Just picture anal sex. It helps.
pictures anal sex
Well you certainly have a short fuse now don't ya?
Fantastic. You are one step closer to enlightenment.
Which angle should I picture the anal sex from though?
Unlock your window and I'll show ya.
Bitch, please, my door's been wide open all day.
The back door? If you know what I mean.
Back door, front door, all my doors are open!
I'm clean though.
I'M NOT GOING TO BANG YOU! GET OVER IT!
Well, shit... :/
I'm allergic to communicable diseases.
Good for you.
1. Don't have any.
2. Wouldn't give you any if I did.
SHARING IS CARING
I think you're confused as to who I am. The other guy is someone else.
No, I know how to read.. It's just that you wanted me to share my nonexistent communicable diseases.
Ok, sorry. I thought you might be confused by the pictures and not have read the usernames.
All smart up in hurr.
Ha! You thought you could fool everyone! Now it won't work, see, because you've already told all! I, on the other hand, may confused for just about anyone...
Why not just put a comma or period in between each word.
Anal ternative sounds painful come to think of it.
It seems like they just threw up that html code in about half a second.
if that bird thing is a ternative, i don't think anyone should have to experience it anally.
Also, that website blows
there's literally nothing on it
No. There's literally nothing here.
I hate when my spacebar isn't working http://ctrlv.in/71392
way to be original
The comment that is said on every unoriginal post.
With good reason...
I mean, its not like that comment applies to original posts...
I know, but I'm poking fun at how it is said so often that it has become an unoriginal comment. Like, you expect to see it before you do nowadays.
Not how I use it.
Ironically, you mocking his comment for being unoriginal is just as unoriginal.
No, not really.
It is. Every unoriginal post has someone calling the post out for being unoriginal followed by some wiseass commenting that the comment is unoriginal. Amirite is becoming painfully predictable.
I wasn't trying to be original. I'm not going to lie, I got this from memebase.
He's lying, he definitely made it up by himself.
damn... you got me :/
I DONT GET IT
Oh. I get it now. I was on the touch site when I first read it and all I saw was: "If you got message from your Girlfriend saying "Honey,Thespacebuttononthisphoneisfa
you would wonder what a ternative is, amirite?"
Yeah I saw it on the site too, and I was hoping people would be able to see it
in b4 ant makes this post anonymous for being unoriginal.
I remember this on Sickipedia, except then it was an incest joke. Censorship!
The joke is pretty lame for all the effort put into reading it =/
I don't get it...
You could try, hmm... I dunno... reading the above comments!
Don't care enough
I don't get it
Read the sentence without "ternative"
I don't get it either.
Hey, you're that guy that was in a really good mood one day.
It's a sex joke.
Haha yeah that's me.
Hmmm care to explain?
They're reading it as pleasegivemeANAL (a kind of sex) ternative instead of pleasegivemeAN (an indefinite article) alternative. I think. It's really not funny.